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Korean Hotrod Firetruck

The act of slathering your male partner's penis with barbecue sauce and proceeding to insert into one's self.
George: Would you like to Korean Hotrod Firetruck?

Tom: Yes I would, get the barbecue sauce.
by Toffles September 1, 2014
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Korean story

1. An extremely one-sided version of a story.

2. A made up story, based on the idea that a lie will practically become a truth when it is told a thousand times.

3. A story claiming that everything is originated in the country, region, or group of the person.
e.g.

1. We are not here for a Korean story. Let's try to set things straight.

2. We need to distinguish Korean stories on a social media.

3. "He said that pizza is originally from Spain." "You don't believe such a korean story, do you?"
by Drew Z. June 20, 2013
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Korean Drama

A show that causes one to have extreme, irrational emotions.
Also quite an addictive substance that can cause girls to break up with their boyfriends, mostly from disappointment, and lack of hand holding. Also a leading cause of sleepless nights. Growling stomachs also occur due to food porn.
EX 1) "Handsome dude crying on Korean Drama"
Girl: Sobbing...
Boyfriend sitting next to her:...Sobbing also.

Ex 2) Girl: Sleeping
Teacher: Calling Security

Ex 3) Mother: "Why is the fridge empty? I just went
shopping"
Girl: "oops."

Ex 4) Girl: You just don't hold my hand or stare longingly at
me anymore, all you want to do is makeout.
Boy: This is because of those Dramas isn't it? You
have a problem.
by K-Death October 30, 2012
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Korean Logic

When you do something that reduces your personal benefit and your only reason for doing it is that this is the way it has always been done.
Korean: "The air is bad in here. You foreigners need to change the air so you can be healthy" (Korean then goes to smoke cigarette). Foreigner 1: Why did they smoke a cigarette if they want to be healthy? Foreigner 2: Because Korean Logic.
by Here You Go December 18, 2014
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Roof Koreans

Angry Korean store workers who prowl their store roof tops wielding Nagasaki rifles and wearing their Korean Pride bandannas during the Baltimore riots to keep their store from being looted by "protestors"
After setting fire to the neighborhood CVS farmicy, Tyrone and the boys got in a shoot out with Highly armed Roof Koreans while trying to loot the noodle store nearby.
by FauxTales April 29, 2015
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Korean Switch

The act of replacing a victim's object(s) without them noticing and giving them no clue on where it's gone.
Tommy replaces Benny's phone with a case, with just the case. 20 minutes later Benny finds out that his phone is missing.
Benny: Oh no, my phone, where has it gone!?
Tommy stays quiet, knowing that he knows exactly where the phone is. (Right inside his backpack)
40 minutes later, class is about to end. It has been a frantic search for Benny's phone.
Tommy: You see Benny, to master the Korean Switch, not only does one have to switch the person's object, but also give them no clue on where it's gone. Here is your phone Benny *Gives phone over. I hope we can stay friendly acquaintances. Cheers!
Tommy leaves the room, leaving Benny with his mouth wide open, knowing that he must learn the Korean Switch, to not be constantly moving on the metaphorical treadmill of life, not moving forward, not moving back, unless of course, you run out of breath...
by KoreanSwitchSensei September 20, 2018
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Korean Supper

Requires:
1) A woman of the Korean variety
2) One doorless Jeep Wrangler
3) A truly WILD imagination
Guy 1: "Dude, last night was totally insane."

Guy 2: "Why? Wait, you didn't-"

Guy 1: "-Yeah, I did. My Wrangler is completely totalled after that Korean Supper we pulled..."
by SpaceHelmet69 May 25, 2010
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