kjack

The subtle art of procrastinating to the point that the original objective goes away or is no longer pertinent. Basically, to delay until no longer relevant.

"Hey, Kevin, did you finish those TMS reports?" "No, I kjacked them for three months until Lumberg got fired."

Don't waste time on that this week...it's just going to get kjacked anyway.

by JoeKaMy August 2, 2011

Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

kopac

cool, has style, smart. Will succeed in live and go really far. Often wealthy

cool wealthy kopac

by 05525 January 2, 2011

Kolacker

Someone who particularly enjoys orange cream

Bro did you see that chick over there?
Yea, she kinda looks like a kolacker.

by Ollie🦑 October 5, 2019

Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

by simon June 18, 2006

luka kovac

Any sex act taking place in a hospital closet or office.

"Max and her OBGYN totally pulled a Luka Kovac.."

by Falconated One February 12, 2007

Kojak

To find an empty parking space directly in front of the building you are visiting, regardless of the time of day, or busy urban location. From the televison series "Kojak". The title character would race off to locations in Manhattan and always park right in front of the building.

Sasha totally kojaked it, finding a spot right out front.

by Mark Malloy September 12, 2006