Kobayashi Maru

A no-win situation or scenario, in which every action is effectively countered by a force either seen or unseen.

We can stay in this burning plane or jump, but we don't have any parachutes. What a Kobayashi Maru.

by Ko - be - ashi Ma - ru April 14, 2003

Konata

1) Someone who needs attention

2) Best singer out there (can sing you to sleep)

3) Girlfriend material

“damn i need to get myself a konata”

by Butt123445172 November 29, 2018

konatachan

A pretty cool imageboard.

Konata izumi is the mascot of konatachan.

by hubba bubba birthday September 27, 2010

Preston Koyatai

A preston koyatai is an extremely worthless white boy, that can’t succeed in any particular task they try to accomplish. If you have a friend like a preston more than likely his dad got raped and his mom rides dildos

boy 1 : your so bad at this game *name*
“Preston ” : Fuck you I am good your bad
Boy 2 : Fuck your such a preston koyatai your dad got raped in jail, and i walked in on your mum riding a 15 inch dildo.

by Centrelink-Aus September 6, 2020

kobayashi

(v.) To shove a tremendous amount of wieners in one's mouth and down one's throat subsequently; an oral gangbang.

"Angela's mouth and throat swelled grotesquely when she Kobayashied every penis in the Pharmacy Department."

"I was astonished when Angela had Kobayashied the entire UGA football team's musty wieners prior to the prep rally."

by Richard Dastardly December 9, 2008

Kobayashi

To consume large amounts of food in a short period of time.
(Koboyashi is the last name of world-famous eating champion)

Damn dude, you sure went kobayashi on that pizza!

by EriCore September 7, 2005

miss kobayashis dragon maid

the gayest show on planet earth

"do you have any gay show recommendations?"
"miss kobayashis dragon maid"
"thanks bro"

by hutaos October 3, 2021