Get Knotted

This is a phrase that you would use as a mild insult, when you are really joking, but want to get your point across!

Why don't you get knotted!!!

by Sarah P November 6, 2006

get knotted

Means "get fucked" but nice. Used by Tripod (australian comedy trio) in a "song in an hour" challenge.

1) Tell them to get knotted.
2) Sometimes Adam and Will just need to learn, to get knotted.

by Blitzchris November 29, 2006

Slip Knotted

Becoming so intoxicated off malt liquor and cheap vodka you begin violently hurling and producing a disturbing noise only comparable to a Slipknot song.

Brad: " What is that horrid sound coming from the bathroom?"
Brad's Bro: "Oh that's just Jim, he got Slip Knotted tonight and is letting some demons out."
Brad: "Jim is such an artist."

by GeorgeDubyaTheThird May 21, 2018

pussy knotted

The unfortunate even in which you think you are hitting on a girl but its a guy.

"Watch out bro, you might get pussy knotted!"

by Graham Cracka Smacka May 30, 2016

Cock-Knotted

The engorged tip of the K-9's phallus that sometimes manifests while engaged in coitus. It often causes dogs to be stuck together until swelling subsides.

Look, the dogs are humping in the street and they're stuck together. They must be cock-Knotted!

by ShiftAltNumlock December 4, 2025

knitted

used to describe person who is confused, perplexed, lost, etc.

The blonde got totally knitted when asked the way to San Jose, and it was obvious she had no idea.

by pLexT June 14, 2010

knitted Nightmare

a chainmail like wool garment, worn by a women of a certain age.

“Oh mum, you must be boiling in the knitted nightmare!!”

by smelly old witch June 20, 2020