Konky Dong

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

by T0mBoi May 22, 2016

KonkyDonk

An extremely sexy guy.

Girl 1: "Do you see that guy over there?"
Girl 2: "Yeah he's a real KonkyDonk."

by stevejonbob January 16, 2022

glaswegian knocky

Much like a regular knocky, only you use specifically your erect penis for the knockout blow by slapping it across the receiver's jaw.

"Danny, mate, a jist gave some bird a knocky!"
"Aw fair do's brother, ah jist gave mine's a Glaswegian knocky!"

by Yerboidanny December 17, 2018

konky

one who acts in a retarded or sub-human nature; stupid

I refused to take that girl on a date because she acted pretty konky.

by camilla_hell February 10, 2004

knocky

echo like in sound. Usually refers to drums or percussive sounds.

I like that last song, those drums were knocky.

by Ashley Wentz November 10, 2013

konky

the feeling of being anxious for a sexual act.

"You make me konky baby"

by Lisandra October 22, 2006

Knonkty-Bread

an insult to use on people you dont like. it has nothing to do bread. shortened version is knonkty

that women's a knonkty-bread for thinking i did it.

by ninja222 July 24, 2011