knifeass

The feeling of a hot, serrated steak knife wedged up your asshole after a long, violent session of explosive diarrhea.

I have the worst knifeass today after drinking that McDonald's iced coffee.

by knifeass March 11, 2009

Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by please don't kill me keitel January 10, 2021

Shonen Knife

THE CUTEST ROCK BAND EVER!!!

I love Shonen Knife's "Buttercup."

by Carbona Ramone April 20, 2021

Knife kink

Being arosed at at the thought or action of a knife tracing your body

Babe I have i knife kink

by 10k.infinity September 12, 2021

Knifemare

Some one who likes knifes, gets their knifes stolen or something bad happens to their knifes

Security: “You cannot go on a plane with a bunch of knifes.”
Kurtis: “Omg this is my worst knifemare!”

by Very nice old lady July 13, 2020

Kite Flyer

noun One who's opinion or political position changes frequently, according to popular opinion.

Shane Gillis is such a kite flyer; he goes where the winds go!

by Chay Comas January 14, 2022

knife poop

Knife poop (nye-ph)(p-oo-p )- n derived from English slang - a turd that splits your butt hole because it has to stretch so far causing excruciating pain due to the interior walls of your anus being ripped i.e jagged poop.

Omg my anus is bleeding! It must have been a knife poop!

by kat_aklysm July 21, 2011