Knights of the Round

A summoning that takes five damn minutes to be done with

I freaking dispise that damn summoning now! How dare it take that long!

by Aerish November 6, 2004

The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo

A musical-comedy-theatrical troupe that lasted through the 70s. The large group of weirdos and whack-jobs was fronted by Richard Elfman. The group appeared on "The Gong Show" in 1976 and won. In 1979, Richard turned the reins over to his younger brother Danny, who shortened the name and created the eight-man rock group Oingo Boingo. In 1980, the Mystic Knights were featured in, and performed the music for, Richard Elfman's "no-budget" musical comedy "Forbidden Zone."
The groups acts usually consisted of sight gags and eccentric costumes. The most notable was a giant dragon suit that appeared on "The Gong Show" and, during one of their shows, sprayed the audience with his fire-extinguisher penis. The group had only one release in the 70s by Penthouse Records (a division of the magazine) and is extremely hard to find; however videos and bootleg performances can be found online.

Appearing tonight on "The Gong Show"... The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo!

by Sylvestro September 17, 2007

Suge Knighted

Verb. Run over by a truck.

Went to get a juicy burger in Compton the other day. Saw some dude get Suge Knighted right in the drive thru.

by motor( . )( . )boat March 28, 2015

Knights Curry

When one partakes in the act of anal sex using their cock in a lancing like motion, whilst their partner is clogged up with shite from a ropey curry from the previous night.

I gave Betty a Knights Curry this morning. Dirty bitch got shite all over our good Egyptian cotton sheets.

by KowalskiOsterbergJnr October 17, 2019

Getin Knighted With Cheese

The process in which just seconds before your male partner cums, slaps his cock head on your left mouth cheek, followed by your right mouth cheek, then spurts his cum on your lips, Knighting you with cheese.

As you bow before his glistening saber you are overcome. Filled with the salty taste of fear and excitement you know that from this day forward, your life will never be the same. On your knees as a commoner, you feel the thump of his weighty girth on your left cheek, then right cheek, followsed by the warm spurt across your lips, before you rise, no longer a commoner, but a knight…with cheese! Arise, Knight with Cheese! Getin Knighted With Cheese is an expression of love.

by Shwank The Hobbit June 24, 2011

Knights of the road

Tramps who line our streets drinking such delights as Special Brew, Tennants Super or White Ace cider. Usually sporting an unkempt beard and a fresh open wound from falling over drunk. Often stink of their own piss and shout manic abuse at innocent passers-by.

"His drinking is getting out of hand, if he carries on like this he'll be one of the Knights of the Road before he knows it."

by Robbie K October 10, 2006

Knighter

The process in which one tries to deceive another out of money. Knighter's are mainly associated with the trade of narcotics, such as marijuana. Term originally derived from the legendary Matt Knight, who has been known to give the most horrible counts of all.

A knighter can be converted into a math formula, so you too can execute this swindle!

x = Amount of money given to you
y = Amount of marijuana you confer to the buyer

x
--- = y
2


(For an added bonus, if the buyer is already under the influence of marijuana, it is acceptable to replace 2 with 3 or even 4)

Don't worry son, we don't pull knigters around these parts...

by Printnamehere December 22, 2004