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kluting

When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk
Are we Kluting tonight?
by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010
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Klinton

Klinton is a sexy black guy that radiates big dick energy he knows how to pleasure a girl and is amazing in bed but don't let that fool you he's a kind and funny guy
Klinton your cock is massive
by Simrath May 17, 2021
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Kuntah

Kuntah (kee•un•tah) is an insult or greeting coined by the TikToker Lord Claringbold. It can be used in a variety of situations, from a funeral, your buddy's wedding, to his child's circumcision.
John: "Kuntah!"
by Dr J Penguin April 27, 2021
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King Kunta

An African king who fought for his village against white slavers based in the roots of Democratic Republic of Congo
by killm August 12, 2015
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Ground Klutz

A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.
"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"
by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009
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Klusterfuk

1. "Growin up fucked up."

2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.

3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."

4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."
I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.
by -Blood- August 12, 2012
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klunk hat

To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.
Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.
by Scott March 5, 2005
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