Kumpel

A German word meaning

1. pal, mate, buddy etc. Plural: usually Kumpels.

2. A coal miner. Plural: usually Kumpel.

1. Ich treff mich heut Abend mit meinen Kumpels

2. Bei einem Erdrutsch wurden zehn Kumpel verschüttet.

by Aquifex August 28, 2010

Heidi Klum

Model, actress, and television host who possesses the single most annoying voice known to mankind. Voice resembles that of a 12-year-old girl with a weird accent using baby-talk. Her facial expressions also give off the impression that she is a secret bitch and definitely thinks she is better than you in every way.

Is that Heidi Klum on TV? Turn it off before I throw rotten tomatoes at the screen!

by M. E. Trip December 5, 2010

klups

the new word for "cool"

klups jase whats going on

by josh sawyerr November 3, 2008

klempt

Klempt is Wiganese for hungry, starving, about to die from hunger.

Wiganese is the local dialect of a friendly beer drinking, pie munching town called Wigan in the North West of England. May be heard in a sentence, 'thar ist fair klempt lad lets grab a pooles pie'. In english, 'One would like to purchase a pastry from the local delicatessen old bean'. Klempt, hungry as a scabby dog.

by Dreadzone August 12, 2006

Klumpus

A slow moving person, see sloth, that breaks and ruins things.

The klumpus dropped the computer mouse into a toilet filled with urine and exclaimed it was an accident.

by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018

Kumpaste

Verb; when a male ejaculates onto his partners tooth brush and has them brush their teeth with it to achieve pearly whites.

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with kumpaste!

by kumpaster February 20, 2011

kluemper

When something exciting is going to happen, but then something unexpected happens as a result of your worthlessness which cancels it.

If you're going to go on a very expensive trip, but then your appendix explodes the week before and you lose all the money you've already payed for it, you've pulled a kluemper.

by Joe Cancun June 26, 2007