klonkered

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses

That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered

by Greek Island Explorer April 6, 2016

klinkin'

n. The sound made by the various gold accessories of a frightened, shivering black person.

"Tyrone, why you be klinkin'?"

by Brandean McMan June 16, 2007

Russian Klondike

A tampon which has been soaked in vodka, left in a freezer for a considerable amount of time and then inserted in the anus.

Sarah is so kinky! She acctually requested i give her a Russian Klondike.

by Billy Skin July 7, 2010

klondike

An icecream treat that was created by Isaly's, a company that originated in Pittsburgh, PA. It consists of Vanilla icecream covered by a hard chocolate coating.

When it's hot out, the best treat is a Klondike bar.

by schizoartist November 2, 2004

klondike

1. (n) A very appetizing ice cream treat

2. (n) A large black penis

1) What would you do for a Klondike bar?

2)Heard they'd do anything for a "klondike", Well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke.

Stronger - Kanye West

by K*Mac October 11, 2007

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 26, 2021

klonk

The metallic sound when you hit someone in the head who has helmet in Counter-Strike.

1. OH-HOHOHO! What a nice KLONK! :D He's probably panicked now.

by Spiffelight February 5, 2007