Kleptogamy

Kleptogamy ( derived from the Greek klepto ("to steal"), and gamos ("marriage"). is a behavior pattern in which males which lack attractive characteristics attempt to mate with females by means of deceptive behavior. Kleptogamy is seen throughout the animal kingdom, but is most often seen in humans.

Common examples of Kleptogamy among beta male humans include pretending to be homosexual in order to gain the trust of a female, or claiming to be a feminist in order to signal their submission to the female, and attempt to trick her into believing the male to be virtuous.

Males that employ kleptogamy have been found to have a much higher tendency towards being sexual predators due to their inability to attract a mate through ordinary means.

"Unattractive beta males will often resort to Kleptogamy"

by Phoenix797 June 27, 2018

kleatus

A nickname, usually for someone that goes by the name of "Karina." She appears to act like a shy and innocent girl BUT SHE CAN BE A BITCH TOO

"Oh look, it's Kleatus!"
"KLEATUS TAKE THE REEL"

by Sarsarrrr May 26, 2017

kleptoed

1. to have sumthing stolen from u
2. to get jacked for yo s*** w/out realizing it

omfg! i jus got kleptoed for my hott dog pen
yo shon he jus kleptoed me for my sneakers ...

by brownsuga April 28, 2006

kleptonesia

(n.) condition characterized by forgetting the source of a stolen idea

His paper borrowed heavily from classical and contemporary sources, but his kleptonesia prevented him from giving credit where it was due.

by futuretense June 16, 2009

kleptoBenia

The Act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. Then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, massage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for anal masturbation purposes. This may be done by going to town on one's self or a gay friend.

Pater: "That tosser Ken is such a kleptobeniac".

Andrew: Yae I know, I hear Scott walked in on him in the act. Then, he was bragging about Ken going straight kleptoBenia on his ass and how they executed a synchronized Kleptobeniation.

by cheeser696 May 13, 2011

kleptotrainiac

The art of continuously stealing trains that are better than the one you were called for.

Tyler is proving that he is a kleptotrainiac more and more each trip.

by JadedbyTDB November 18, 2018

kletch

An extremely annoying/awful person, someone who is gay, lesbian, or LGBTQ+ in some way, or someone who has autism/is disabled in some way, especially mentally.

“Man, that Kyle guy is such a kletch.”
“You’re a gay-ass kletch Craig!”

by l1lyp4d April 8, 2023