Cupids Kettledrums

An old timey British slang word for large voluptuous breasts, used primarily in the Shakespearean era where polygamy was normal among the elite aristocrats.

What ho, William! Did you fondle the wife's Cupids Kettledrums last night?

No, yesterday was Friday sure! I was raw dogging the mistress while eating out the housekeeper, of course!

by Lethargic Wrecker 194 May 22, 2021

Kittle Skittle

Secret sexual fantasies which you have about people around you that if anyone knew, you'd most likely go to hell

"Wow Arthur! Did you just have a Kittle Skittle about me? SEE YOU IN CHURCH!"

by Yermy Battled Warter December 20, 2016

kettled

Had one to many drinks, i.e. pissed!

I so kettled, I cant stand up

by Jelly_Boy March 25, 2004

kitted out

A car with a large amount of (usually cheap) performance upgrades, i.e. spoilers, stickers, exhaust, and rims.

I used to have this Honda in high school that was all kitted out, but i got too old for that shit.

by thecream December 25, 2007

Kittle-hoosie

Brothel; whorehouse; a building where prostitutes live and work. Women work in brothels where they trade sexual acts for money.

In Nevada, where sex work is legal, there are lots of kittle-hoosies. Much of the time they are run by families such as a dad and son, man and wife, etc...

The prostitutes at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch kittle-hoosie, in Nevada, are high-class. The girls at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch kittle-hoosie in Nevada are the best whores in the country!
The kittle-hoosie is in the red-light district in Boston.

by Mady Poppy September 14, 2021

kettled

To suffer humiliation at the hands of another, often as a result of personal idiocy. A result of the TutRim Theory of Moderation™.

Arseface: Haha, I am so much cooler than you!
George: But your name is arseface.
Impartial Observer: Kettled!

by Brick. May 3, 2005

kittied

Forced into something in a fun, jovial kitty like way

OK I will go...you kittied me into it

by ISI August 3, 2012