Kitchen

Place where food is made or magically created by a woman (any type of woman, Merwoman, witch, wench, etc.)

Frank:"Man I'm hungry"
John:"Don't worry my wench will create you something in the kitchen."

by Fjohan July 7, 2010

Kitchen

Normally a place where all women belong.

Kitchen alternatives? TRY SEWING CLASSES!
Why aren't you in the Kitchen!?
I thought I told you to stay in the Kitchen!
If the Kitchen is upstairs then it is the only time when a woman is on top.
Looking out the window (In the Kitchen) is normally when your seeing things through your (Girlfriend, Wife, etc.) point of view.

by DigitalDomain123 March 5, 2013

Kitchen

The word used to describe a group of women. (Similar to words like herd and flock)

Whoaah, Dude, what the hell was that?

I,I,I think it must've been a massive kitchen!

What, of women?

Yeah, what else dumbass?

by Scared Stiff June 22, 2011

Kitchen

Where Penny should be making Dayne a sandwich right now. don't forget the natty.

hey bro. want a sandwich? go to the Kitchen and talk to Penny.

by hardbodystones11 January 22, 2011

Kitchen

A book by a banana, because naturally, as food, the kitchen is all bananas ever see.

Kitchen was written by Banana Yoshimoto.

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008

Kitchen

A drink. When portions of wine are poured into one cup. Then a shot of whiskey is dropped in, and the concoction is consumed.

AKA as a Dirtbag.

He's time travling because he drank 2 Kitchens before we went to the bar.

by JBSB88 January 22, 2011

Kitchen

A woman's natural habitat

My wife is in the kitchen

by Chadders88 January 23, 2022