The worst place in the world to live.Often referred to as "the bubble" and "Hotel California". It is very suductive and impossible to leave. Full of a bunch of stuck up snobs who have no life. Named No.1 Snobbiest city in America by David Letterman. Town where all the high schoolers and middle schoolers are whores.
Ex 1
Guy 1: Dude I live in Kingwood. I'm richer and better than you. I drive a BMW
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up
Guy 1: I'll call my lawyer!
Ex 2
Girl 1: Hi Nice to meet you I'm Wanda
Girl 2: Nice to meet you to, where did you say you lived again?
Girl 1: Kingwood
*Girl 2 takes off running*
Ex 3
Girl 1: hey nice meeting you, can i suck ur dick?
Guy 1: ok wait behind those other three
Girl 2: OMG I LOVE SEMEN!! *girlish laugh*
Guy 1: NEXT?
Guy 1: Dude I live in Kingwood. I'm richer and better than you. I drive a BMW
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up
Guy 1: I'll call my lawyer!
Ex 2
Girl 1: Hi Nice to meet you I'm Wanda
Girl 2: Nice to meet you to, where did you say you lived again?
Girl 1: Kingwood
*Girl 2 takes off running*
Ex 3
Girl 1: hey nice meeting you, can i suck ur dick?
Guy 1: ok wait behind those other three
Girl 2: OMG I LOVE SEMEN!! *girlish laugh*
Guy 1: NEXT?
by getookf December 9, 2008
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Haha, it's true, we have lots of weed here, and alcohol, and parties.
The schools pretty much consist of the skaters, preps, jocks, and non clique people, or the coolest mother fuckers ever. If you don't belong to a clique, you pretty much have every right to do whatever you want. Most families that live in Kings Point, the really rich neighborhood, are stuck up and the popular, faggish people. The real OG's come from Kings Forest, Woodland Hills, Bear Branch, and occasionally Elm Grove. Elm Grove is where the real poor people in Kingwood live, and Woodland Hills apartments, the true ghetto of Kingwood. Too many black people from Katrina, but only a select few are real black people, not the fake "rapper wannabes".
Haha, it's true, we have lots of weed here, and alcohol, and parties.
The schools pretty much consist of the skaters, preps, jocks, and non clique people, or the coolest mother fuckers ever. If you don't belong to a clique, you pretty much have every right to do whatever you want. Most families that live in Kings Point, the really rich neighborhood, are stuck up and the popular, faggish people. The real OG's come from Kings Forest, Woodland Hills, Bear Branch, and occasionally Elm Grove. Elm Grove is where the real poor people in Kingwood live, and Woodland Hills apartments, the true ghetto of Kingwood. Too many black people from Katrina, but only a select few are real black people, not the fake "rapper wannabes".
Person from downtown Houston "Hey, you from Kingwood?"
Person from Kingwood "Yah, so what, you want some of this bitch, I got 20 niggas that'll fuck you up just like that."
Person from Houston "Oh ya? Well that's cool, you punk bitch. You bring disgrace to Kingwood, you white bitch."
Person from Kingwood "Yah, so what, you want some of this bitch, I got 20 niggas that'll fuck you up just like that."
Person from Houston "Oh ya? Well that's cool, you punk bitch. You bring disgrace to Kingwood, you white bitch."
by kingwood og October 17, 2008
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The lands of the Kings, located in Texas. Most people see it as a snobby place, but it isnt. It is the home to the MFA's Godfather.
by Anonymous September 4, 2003
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Get the kingwood mug.There's a Kingwood in Texas, but we're here to discuss the true Kingwood- Kingwood, NJ. A small country town. Good school system. Called K-Wood by select students of Kingwood Township.
by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004
Get the Kingwood mug.Kingwood Middle School has the initials KMS for a reason. The teachers, fellow students, and food make you want to just go insane and breakdown. Usually the 8th and 7th graders treat 6th graders like rats and say "And I oop--" even though we are in the 21st century. You have your basic "vsco" girls with their scrunchies and hydroflasks, you have your weird kids who smell like onions for some strange reason, and you have your anime obsessed ones who still seem like they're in 4th grade.
Girl 1: " What middle school did you go to? "
Girl 2: " Kingwood Middle School. "
Girl 1: " Oh my gosh, I feel so bad for you.. "
Girl 2: " Kingwood Middle School. "
Girl 1: " Oh my gosh, I feel so bad for you.. "
by trying_to_warn_abt_kms August 2, 2019
Get the Kingwood Middle School mug.Supposed community website for Kingwood, TX. Most commonly used by overweight housewives to argue with each other over pointless topics, though there are some people who are respectful and post useful information. Forget about a civil discussion about anything. Almost every other topic results in a flame war between two individuals who would rather argue with someone they don't even know then do something productive.
Y'all need to grow up.
Y'all need to grow up.
Worst Uses of Kingwood Underground....
Sherry had housework to do but instead she spent her whole day arguing with someone on Kingwood Underground. At the end of day she realized how pointless this was but the next day she did it again. See SSDD
Bob spent his whole day posting conspiracy theories copied from CNN and Yahoo! on Kingwood Underground instead of playing with his kids.
Jim starts 15 threads a day with bad jokes and stupid pictures.
Mandy read my definition on Urban Dictionary and is deeply offended. She then posts it on Kingwood Underground and says that I in fact have no life for posting this and I am a troll. Everyone agrees with her in order to make themselves feel better about their bad habit.
Best Uses of Kingwood Underground....
Janice had some useful information to post about construction work on Northpark. She posted the information on Kingwood Underground and it saved people time on their commute.
John posted a prayer thread for his brother who was battling cancer. The over whelming showing of support helped John get through the difficult time.
Kate needed help with her iPod. Luckily there were plenty of people on Kingwood Underground to help her.
Sherry had housework to do but instead she spent her whole day arguing with someone on Kingwood Underground. At the end of day she realized how pointless this was but the next day she did it again. See SSDD
Bob spent his whole day posting conspiracy theories copied from CNN and Yahoo! on Kingwood Underground instead of playing with his kids.
Jim starts 15 threads a day with bad jokes and stupid pictures.
Mandy read my definition on Urban Dictionary and is deeply offended. She then posts it on Kingwood Underground and says that I in fact have no life for posting this and I am a troll. Everyone agrees with her in order to make themselves feel better about their bad habit.
Best Uses of Kingwood Underground....
Janice had some useful information to post about construction work on Northpark. She posted the information on Kingwood Underground and it saved people time on their commute.
John posted a prayer thread for his brother who was battling cancer. The over whelming showing of support helped John get through the difficult time.
Kate needed help with her iPod. Luckily there were plenty of people on Kingwood Underground to help her.
by 186305 July 13, 2009
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