2 definitions by getookf

Kingwood

The worst place in the world to live.Often referred to as "the bubble" and "Hotel California". It is very suductive and impossible to leave. Full of a bunch of stuck up snobs who have no life. Named No.1 Snobbiest city in America by David Letterman. Town where all the high schoolers and middle schoolers are whores.

Ex 1
Guy 1: Dude I live in Kingwood. I'm richer and better than you. I drive a BMW
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up
Guy 1: I'll call my lawyer!

Ex 2

Girl 1: Hi Nice to meet you I'm Wanda
Girl 2: Nice to meet you to, where did you say you lived again?
Girl 1: Kingwood
*Girl 2 takes off running*

Ex 3
Girl 1: hey nice meeting you, can i suck ur dick?
Guy 1: ok wait behind those other three
Girl 2: OMG I LOVE SEMEN!! *girlish laugh*
Guy 1: NEXT?

by getookf November 28, 2006

Kingwood

The worst place in the world to live.Often referred to as "the bubble" and "Hotel California". It is very suductive and impossible to leave. Full of a bunch of stuck up snobs who have no life. Named No.1 Snobbiest city in America by David Letterman. Town where all the high schoolers and middle schoolers are whores.

Ex 1
Guy 1: Dude I live in Kingwood. I'm richer and better than you. I drive a BMW
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up
Guy 1: I'll call my lawyer!

Ex 2

Girl 1: Hi Nice to meet you I'm Wanda
Girl 2: Nice to meet you to, where did you say you lived again?
Girl 1: Kingwood
*Girl 2 takes off running*

Ex 3
Girl 1: hey nice meeting you, can i suck ur dick?
Guy 1: ok wait behind those other three
Girl 2: OMG I LOVE SEMEN!! *girlish laugh*
Guy 1: NEXT?

by getookf November 27, 2006