kim kardashian

a nobody that is famous for making a sex tape and cares about no one but her self.

Kim Kardashian complains about literally everything

kim kardashian by aaaayye May 24, 2016

Kim Kardashian

Some bitch with no talent

Did you listen to that new Kim Kardashian song
Yeah for a second and then I switched the radio station to something good

Kim Kardashian by GeneralMars 98 March 19, 2017

Kim Kardashian

A shitty ass motherfucker who is married to a douche and shouldn't even be famous and likes to show herself half naked with her boobs hanging out of her shirt.

"Omg did you see Keeping Up With The Kardashians?"

"That show With Kim Kardashian? Believe it's called Keeping Up With the ShitHeads"

"Yes! I watch Keeping Up With The Shit Heads all the time!"

Kim Kardashian by Morq March 11, 2015

Kim Kardashian

A slut popular for a sex tape and a reality show. no talent once so ever

Kim Kardashian sucks!

Kim Kardashian by HoneybadgerBond June 19, 2015

Kim Kardashian

You see, Kim Kardashian is just like a car wash, she seems fresh but then you marry her and two weeks later, shes dirty again.

"GOD DAMN IT KIM KARDASHIAN! WHERE YOU OUT FUCKING REGGIE AGAIN?!

Kim Kardashian by YourMansFavoriteForeign July 11, 2016

Kim Kardashian

A Kim Kardashian is the result of two monkey's butt sex. A Kim may be formed between to lesbian or gay apes. The animals are rare, as only one is in existence. They often end up famous for reasons we don't know. They are generally hated.

Steve: Dude check it a Kim Kardashian!
Bob: Quick!! Get your shotgun!

Kim Kardashian by JG boss February 10, 2012

kim kardashian

Reggie Bush's Hoe until he realizes that he can do better.

Did you hear that Reggie Bush uses the penis pump? Yeah...Kim Kardashian show him the Ray-J video.

kim kardashian by C-dogg1972 May 15, 2008