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Keg Kickball

A game that is very similar to regular kickball, except for home plate is replaced with a keg.

Rules are as follows:

1. A player must have a beer in his or her hand at all times, even in the field. Under no circumstances may a player set down his beer.

2. When coming up to kick, a player must fill his or her beer, and the beer must be finished immediately after making an out. If the player gets on base, he or she must completely finish the beer before crossing home plate. If the beer cannot be finished, the player is allowed to throw the beer in his face while going from third base to home.

3. All disputes are settled by jousting, which involves two players filling their cups and standing directly across from each other. The players then charge each other, beers held outward, and slam the other player in the chest with the cups. The player with the most beer left in his cup wins the dispute.

Other than the above changes, regular kickball rules apply.
Jimmy left the playing field, covered in beer, sweat, vomit, and mud. Many found this to be a peculiar mix, but Jimmy explained it's part of the territory for any dedicated keg kickball player.
by Matt Adams May 17, 2007
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deflated kickball

when after a long round of sex, a womans labia looks like a popped kick ball.
man, i pounded her so hard last night that her vag looked like a deflated kickball
by jmgreen7 September 16, 2005
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communist kickball

A game where people kick a ball around then have sloppy gay butt sex. Syn: soccer.
Me and Rainy watched some communist kickball then fucked.
by Josh Herman March 24, 2003
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communist kickball

n. A sport Yosuke likes to play.
by junior maffey March 24, 2003
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California Kickball Five Base League

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is groping. Third is a handjob or fingering. Fourth is a blowjob or eating out. And home is the obvious.

And for those people who happen to skip a base, they chill out at the pitchers mound.

And for those extra special people who are extremely innocent, they are still trying find their way to the field from the parking lot.
Joe couldn't get anywhere in the California Kickball Five Base League last night... his asian roommate was there.
by rejca May 5, 2009
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kick ball month

in november all of the girls are allowed to kick as many balls as they want and they can’t do anything back
did you hear its kick ball month in november?’
by poggerspogchamp October 1, 2020
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Kickfall

She wanted to kick him, but she kickfell instead . She had a funny kickfall!
by Alexander Nevzorov November 11, 2015
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