mom's permission 

Unimportant

Bob: wanna hangout tonight?
Tim: yeah lemme ask for my mom's permission!
Bob: we all know you don't care

mom's permission by HappyMothersDay May 16, 2014

Permission Slip 

Being given the opportunity to go out and attend certain functions or gatherings.

"So who's coming to the party"

"Loads of people, Tracy and the kids are coming"

Three hours later

"So where is Tracy then?

"Don't think she was given a permission slip"

Permission Slip by cunny_funt January 20, 2012

Unspoken Permission Slip 

youre i bed with a girl, and you arent quite sure if shes gonna give it up....then, low and behold, she discretely slides her pants off claiming, "ugh i hate sleeping in these pants theyre so uncomfortable". And pow no more suspence you know what to do.

Dude, i wasnt sure if i was gna get laid but when i got back from the bathroom she gave me the unspoken permission slip and i knew i was good to go....i smashed it up

Unspoken Permission Slip by Trip McNeily January 9, 2010

Inner-thigh Permission 

Permission someone would give you to allow you to touch their inner-thigh

Brodie: yo dude Heidi finally gave me inner-thigh permission

Inner-thigh Permission by uncle reamus May 12, 2019

sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

“sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” if you see a video and is getting bad vibes from it comment on that video and say “sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” because if you don’t thaf specific character can be in your dreams, or when you wake up it will watch you while you sleep. you could also supposedly get sa hurt killed and much more. Stay Safe

“i js saw this scary video jake i’m really spooked out” jake- “comment on the video and say” sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” then your all good sarah”

sorry for looking into your eyes without permission by anonymous July 25, 2023

Chicken Permission 

Reaching maximum stoney bolony levels

Symptoms include:

-Severe cotton mouth
-Severe munchies
-75% squinting of the eyelids

-Excessive impulse to talk in depth about random things

Me: Yo, Pj, I can’t smoke anymore
Pj: Why not?
Me: Im already chicken permissioned

Chicken Permission by Cgstuds17 June 11, 2018

chicken permission 

so like when you eating something bomb mah nigga and you gotta make sure its ight with you cock

ayy dis shii luk gud den a bitch. i think i need some chicken permission

chicken permission by random memes October 4, 2016