Banjo-kazooie

When you ejaculate on a womans back while she's sleeping and attach a midget to her back. Therefore forming a strong bond between the midget and her. Making her and the midget resemble the characters from the N64 game Banjo-Kazooie.

"She said she had a headache so I banjo-kazooied that hooker."

by Boot Fooklar January 28, 2008

Kabookie

Another word for big penis.

“He whipped out his kabookie and slapped me with it”

by Bob Tyler June 9, 2020

Kazookeylele

A musical instrument consisting of a ukulele body and function, along with a small keyboard along the side of the ukulele which faces the direction of the ground. At the head of the ukulele, a kazoo faces the direction of the player, so that the player may annoy the crap out of anyone nearby with its amazing sound. Practically Kazoo+Keyboard+Ukulele, hence Kazoo-Key-Lele

Someone broke my Kazookeylele into a million pieces, as I wouldn't stop playing it near them.

by JigglyFingers October 3, 2018

Banjo-Kazooie Ass

Very easily mistaken as an abnormally painful case of swamp ass, Banjo-Kazooie Ass (BKA) almost exclusively happens when you must taken an unwanted post shower shit. BKA is basically when you shit with a wet ass. This is very painful and feels as if Banjo and Kazooie are jumpin around in your ass doin a little level action.

“bro why you sittin so weird bro”
“bro ive got unreal Banjo-Kazooie Ass rn gotta get comfortable somehow dog”

by Emike5 July 13, 2022

banjo-kazooie

When a lass is blowing you off like a kazoo and snaps your banjo

Have you heard about Scott, some big lass did a banjo-kazooie on him the other night.

by micky217 December 30, 2022

kazoobies

A unit of energy consumed by physical activity.

Q: "You want to throw the frisbee around some more?"
A: "Maybe later... I'm all out of kazoobies."

by Ultra Five September 11, 2008

kazooie

A group of kazoo players.

That kazooie group are extremely loud.

by forresterlizzie February 12, 2020