Dirty Karuna

When your girlfriend shits on your toes and breaks up with you

Karuna: *strips down to nothing and shits on your toes* WE’RE DONE YOU SHITTOE
Boyfriend: Why are you being such a dirty Karuna *sobs*

by imsohotlikeamilf May 1, 2022

Karuntz

To inadvertently drive in reverse over tire spikes, while in a fit of anger or distracted by loud hip hop music

Instead of turning around and using the other exit as the security guard directed, that hot head Camaro driver just quadruple karuntzed his tires

by Captain Cluster December 11, 2012

kalunkadunk

the act in which one needs to make an elegant bowel movement.

"Hey! Kenny's going to be late, he's going to take a quick kalunkadunk"

by WhosTheAsianKid June 20, 2019

Kakuna Matata

Kakuna Matata is a Pokemon Philosophy:

"No matter what attack is used against you, you can always use Harden."

Kakuna Matata is the evolution of thick skin

I roll with the punches. You know? Kakuna Matata

by The SamWow Guy October 21, 2010

Big Kahuna

A turd that is solid and long. It will be tapered at both ends, like a large joint. These usually leave a clean first wipe when performed well and may require more than one flush to get it down Mr Toilet Bowl's hole. These are ideal, friendly turds. A shitter's best friend.

I ate 7 meals yesterday and as soon as I woke up, a Big Kahuna was begging to be released. I shat it out and praised god for his wonderful mercy.

by sir manth February 9, 2009

Kayan

Someone who is above others, who achieves their goals that are set, doing amazing things in life and are the best type of people.

You are such a Kayan

You should be more like Kayan

by AMA June 18, 2017

King Kahuna

A rude, malicious, tyrannical person who took advantage of Natural Selection's best modder (see wordVoogru/word). Was known to use cheats that was accidentally implemented into NSAdmin. In the end, he was ousted by Voogru and the community of voogru.com. Upon his ousting, he deliberately stooped to the intelligence level capable of a 3rd grader, using ban threats, IRC insults, and even threatening to call the FBI on people in false accusations.

Commonly seen with lapdogs kittymor and Landshark, and his prepubescent idiot of a son, Prince Kahuna.

Also seen in urbandictionary.com making up false stories so bad, the critics want to hold a .357 to their head screaming "END IT NOW!"

Synonyms: wordasshat/word

NSPlayer: Hey King, where did you get that stuff? Half of that isn't researched yet!
KingKahuna: nsa_ban NSPlayer

by Godfather September 4, 2003