Andy Kaufman

Andy Kaufman is a famous performer and illusionist who pretended to have lung cancer and die in 1984. He told at least 5 people of his plan to fake his death only 2 short years before he died at age 35 of lung cancer despite not smoking, drinking or using drugs.

No one believed he was really sick and many believe he's alive today. He was obsessed with the "Elvis Lives" concept and decided to try it himself after talking with hoaxer Alan Abel, who successfully faked his death and had his obituary published in the NY Times. He can be found on Twitter, Myspace and Facebook under various names and was the subject of the 1999 film, "Man on the Moon" starring Jim Carrey and the R.E.M. song of the same name.

That Andy Kaufman is one strange duck.

by Kween Frostine May 18, 2010

Andy Kaufman Folie

A type of madness or insanity involving the delusional belief that Andy Kaufman lives with or has befriended the sufferer who is usually an oddball or repressed prankster wishing to attain fame or notoriety.

I had diagnosed her with Andy Kaufman Folie moments after she described to me that the entertainer had been living in her downstairs closet since he had disappeared in 1984 after faking his own death.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

Kaufmann Special

A Kaufmann Special is gently laying your dong on your woman's thigh to initiate.

Frank: Yo, Bob I tried the Kaufmann Special on Julie last night and it worked!
Bob: No way! I never thought that'd work!

sex butthole blowjob initiating

by Muscle Man Andy Slammage June 9, 2016

Kafka

Kafka is a Electro Nihility character of the recently new Hoyoverse game Honkai Star Rail. She can be used at the beginning of the game along with Silver Wolf as they are an group criminals called the Stellaron Hunters, infiltrating the 86th member of the Genius Society, Herta in her space station that supplies the stellaron of Nanook, the aeon of destruction and our first class of being a trailblazer once we traverse her to the source. She specializes on elemental damage per turn follow-ups, capable of a bonus attack even she's not having the turn. She will be available in the second phase in 1.2, the first of Kafka in-game as suppose on the story mode and a formidable boss in the fifth simulated universe world.

Kafka: Hi, Astral Express! Well, you caught me..

A dialogue of a HSR ad celebrating 10,000,000 total download in approx. 6secs.

by Aeronomite July 25, 2023

Andy Kaufman Complex

Doing and/or saying things that may be funny to you, but maybe not anyone else.

"I'm laughing!!! Aren't you?....." Or another example would be the tags for this page....or this example! Andy Kaufman Complex! I've got it, do you?

by See You In Tea January 9, 2012

kaukauna

Name of neighboring city & town. so there for The town of Kaukauna & City of Kaukauna meaning that kimberly(which is a village) you bitches is not k-town. So go suck a big one because no one is getting laid.

Kaukauna dominated Kimberly at basketball & wrestling.

by Wellthatwasawkward February 18, 2008

Kafka

Last name of author Franz Kafka. Generally used as a noun to describe "that which has qualities similar to Kafka's litterature". But seeing as how that's kinda tautological, try this. Picture yourself in a small, cramped space. Add women with silk skirts and pillows attached to your head. Then add your father, run away and run into your lawyer who's daughter is a nurse whom you make love with on the floor of a court room that has no walls and where everybody is watching you as you writhe in ecstacy. Then comes the weird part. You find out that you're about to be executed for commiting a crime, but there's no tribunal, no judge, no witnesses, you're just to be executed. But the executioners take so long that you just decide to comply with the law and slash your wrists while eating some schnitzel. You finnally pass away and nobody realizes you're dead until 25 years after, at which point nobody cares about you still.

"Dude, Jimmy just pulled a Kafka"
"I don't know Jimmy, but make love to me anyways"
"I can't I must run now!"

by Jonathan Singh August 18, 2004