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Madeline Rene Kath

She’s the best girlfriend to ever be
I’m so thankful that I can call her mine
I love her so much!
by Her Ioved one November 14, 2021
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Angry Kath

Angry sex with your best friends mum against a gate post in the moonlight whilst your best friend sleeps making a "kaaaaaaaa" noise and waking up most of the neighbourhood and then Harry Potter shows up and joins in. Once finished it ends in a "thhhhhh". The angry part comes in when once penetrated, the mother is then left on the gatepost with splinters.
Guy one: "Oh, your mum is so nice."
Bestfriend: "Don't you dare"
-Later on that day-
*bang* *bang* *bang*
Mum: "AARRRGGG. "kaaaa"
Guy: "OMG HARRY POTTER!"
HP: "Yes, yes. OH MY WAND!"
Mum: "thhhhh"
*Guy walks away*
Mum: "My ass hurts. I'm in such an Angry Kath scenario right now."
by user7794 January 25, 2011
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Madeline Rene Kath

The best girlfriend to ever exist
I love her so much!
by Her Ioved one November 14, 2021
mugGet the Madeline Rene Kathmug.

Vali Kath

A person who acts isolated and appreciates the cinematography of anything, literally anything (even if his wife leaves him, he will still analyze the cinematography).
Why do you act like you're carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders, you have started to resemble a Vali Kath.
by Raiv December 12, 2023
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KATH/K

An adorable female name stands for "Katherine". Angelic
"Hey KATH/K, how are you doing? You look great today."
by lkcade November 20, 2021
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bearded kathe

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male while she has stubble, thus creating a chafing or rash on the male.

A.K.A. BK
Ah man I had the best bearded kathe last night, i got out of the shower and she threw me down, then proceded to BK me man!
by Bearded Johnny November 16, 2010
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Kath

I need a Kath for the patient.
by sittingacrossfromyou February 21, 2022
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