by Her Ioved one November 14, 2021
Get the Madeline Rene Kathmug. Angry sex with your best friends mum against a gate post in the moonlight whilst your best friend sleeps making a "kaaaaaaaa" noise and waking up most of the neighbourhood and then Harry Potter shows up and joins in. Once finished it ends in a "thhhhhh". The angry part comes in when once penetrated, the mother is then left on the gatepost with splinters.
Guy one: "Oh, your mum is so nice."
Bestfriend: "Don't you dare"
-Later on that day-
*bang* *bang* *bang*
Mum: "AARRRGGG. "kaaaa"
Guy: "OMG HARRY POTTER!"
HP: "Yes, yes. OH MY WAND!"
Mum: "thhhhh"
*Guy walks away*
Mum: "My ass hurts. I'm in such an Angry Kath scenario right now."
Bestfriend: "Don't you dare"
-Later on that day-
*bang* *bang* *bang*
Mum: "AARRRGGG. "kaaaa"
Guy: "OMG HARRY POTTER!"
HP: "Yes, yes. OH MY WAND!"
Mum: "thhhhh"
*Guy walks away*
Mum: "My ass hurts. I'm in such an Angry Kath scenario right now."
by user7794 January 25, 2011
Get the Angry Kathmug. by Her Ioved one November 14, 2021
Get the Madeline Rene Kathmug. A person who acts isolated and appreciates the cinematography of anything, literally anything (even if his wife leaves him, he will still analyze the cinematography).
Why do you act like you're carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders, you have started to resemble a Vali Kath.
by Raiv December 12, 2023
Get the Vali Kathmug. by lkcade November 20, 2021
Get the KATH/Kmug. The act of a female performing oral sex on a male while she has stubble, thus creating a chafing or rash on the male.
A.K.A. BK
A.K.A. BK
Ah man I had the best bearded kathe last night, i got out of the shower and she threw me down, then proceded to BK me man!
by Bearded Johnny November 16, 2010
Get the bearded kathemug. I need a Kath for the patient.
by sittingacrossfromyou February 21, 2022
Get the Kathmug.