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Kate Punch

Kate Punch is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over facebook, youtube & other social networks by a friend of a friend's friend.

Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.
At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.
Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!
Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.
Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE youuu
OMG! Vulpine Acute Hooky! Kate Punch is coming to LovE youuuu....
by heDidAveryBadThing July 16, 2010
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Going Kate Gosselin

Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.
If Brandon leaves the seat up one more time I am totally going Kate Gosselin on his ass.
by spaghettiWestern September 1, 2009
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Unrequited love. Loving some one when they dont return the same feeling.
She felt a sence of kataomoi when he didnt return her calls.
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Katelynn

A person, who tends to get mad at times but will get over it quickly, they all ways have good advice to give out, there strong, athletic, and in general just a good person, allso you can trust them with anything
Katelynn is amazing
by Primcesstinytina January 27, 2018
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Katelyn

Katelyn is a badass bitch who isn't afraid to be herself and stand up for what she thinks is right. She's beautiful and confident and bubbly. She's hyper and always up for a good game of whatever. She is an animal lover, a people lover, and a book lover. Don't mess with her though, she's tougher than you think!
Don't mess with her, she's a Katelyn
by ALittleCrazy February 7, 2017
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Kate Pierson

A woman of 60(as of 2008) who shares the same voice in the musical group, "The B-52's" as she did when they first emerged. Almost twice as attractive as she used to be and adored by almost no young boys today.
A sickness from listening to their music all too much.
Chelsea C : "Daviddddd<3 Did you listen to Funplex!?(Drools)"

David : "Yeah, and now I've Kate Pierson..."
by David the Louse August 21, 2008
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Katelyn

Katelyn is an amazing girl and when you look into her eyes all you can see is your future together with her and is a nice person to have around because she always makes you laugh and has a perfect personality once your her friend she never lets go of you (unless you tick her off) but all the bully's in school target her for her good looks but she truly know that she is loved for who she is even if she is weird she is perfect in her own little way
Brad:"wow Kyle do you see that girl over there"

Kyle:yeah she looks like a real katelyn
by Mikethetrain73 January 12, 2017
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