kao

The act of over drinking during the day time and rolling over ones laptop with their face.

"Holly shit, did you see Sally yesterday."
"Why"
"She kaoed the shit out of laptop tryna visit facebook"

by xnofy April 24, 2010

kao

1. face
2. a VERY bad insult, almost as bad as word CINNY

KAO! KAO! KAO! WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs up, pauses, and then runs ahead and cackles evilly..MUAHUAHAHAHAHA*

by migosho! February 24, 2003

KAOS

You fuck a chick in the ass then make their best friend suck that same dick without washing it a hour later. That is KOAS.

Last night I got some KAOS. She didnt even notice.

by laxpower24 September 19, 2009

kao

My name

Kao kicked patten's ass because patten is a tool

by kao August 18, 2003

kao

The of a guy who likes to stick his fist up his ass.

kao is a bitch and got beat up by paten.

by patten August 26, 2003

kaos

The baddest motherfuckin' pro wrestler in Georgia

Kaos just beat the shit out of all the NWA Wildside talent

by the informer May 12, 2003

Kao

Very intelligent. Very cute. Dedicated. Lady's man. Blessed. Perfect. Good kisser

Kao is cute

by Montages January 27, 2020