Kangaroo

(Noun) A girl who is stubborn and won't get off your D.

Biscuits man...Jessica is so stubborn and won't get of my d and it is getting old; I am a gentlemen, I can't keep bagging these kangaroos.

by Arvizu Fury February 21, 2010

Kangaroo

An obsessive female who won't "hop" off your shit.

Bro: Hey bro that Kangaroo won't hop off Joe Maroun's dick.
Bro 2: Yeahh nigga she's been on his jock foreverr!

by JRoun November 30, 2010

Kangaroo

A person that you like that always seems to hop away whenever you are in reach of them. A person that you like that slips away at every close chance

I was going to ask her out, but then she had to leave to class, shes such a kangaroo

by kioki_mako February 16, 2009

kangaroo

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and taking a shit. INCREDIBLY hard to clean, a great practical joke at parties.

"omfg guys whos the dirty cunt that kangaroo'd up my dunny?"

*snicker*

by raev September 16, 2005

Kangaroo

A woman with little in front but plenty of booty in back

My friend Gina is a kangaroo,she doesn't have much for titties but her ass more than makes up for it

by esjay June 10, 2006

kangaroo

An unintended erection in an institutional environment. Which results in attempts to fix it so it does not jump out.

"Dude could you pass the papers out for me? I got a kangaroo situation."

by mrs. jenny mowgli March 4, 2009

kangaroo

A person who is so large that they could hold a person in their fat as if it were the pouch of a kangaroo.

Dude check out that kangaroo, you could fit a whole Vietcong village in her.

by Berninator 5001 July 19, 2007