Kangaroo

(Noun) A girl who is stubborn and won't get off your D.

Biscuits man...Jessica is so stubborn and won't get of my d and it is getting old; I am a gentlemen, I can't keep bagging these kangaroos.

Kangaroo by Arvizu Fury February 21, 2010

An obsessive female who won't "hop" off your shit.

Bro: Hey bro that Kangaroo won't hop off Joe Maroun's dick.
Bro 2: Yeahh nigga she's been on his jock foreverr!

Kangaroo by JRoun November 30, 2010

A person that you like that always seems to hop away whenever you are in reach of them. A person that you like that slips away at every close chance

I was going to ask her out, but then she had to leave to class, shes such a kangaroo

Kangaroo by kioki_mako February 16, 2009

kangaroo

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and taking a shit. INCREDIBLY hard to clean, a great practical joke at parties.

"omfg guys whos the dirty cunt that kangaroo'd up my dunny?"

*snicker*

kangaroo by raev September 16, 2005

A woman with little in front but plenty of booty in back

My friend Gina is a kangaroo,she doesn't have much for titties but her ass more than makes up for it

Kangaroo by esjay June 10, 2006

An unintended erection in an institutional environment. Which results in attempts to fix it so it does not jump out.

"Dude could you pass the papers out for me? I got a kangaroo situation."

A person who is so large that they could hold a person in their fat as if it were the pouch of a kangaroo.

Dude check out that kangaroo, you could fit a whole Vietcong village in her.