Kobed

A rape young girls without any guilt or liability because of high priced lawyers.

I almost kobed my way through life, but my lawyers didn't accept my "IOU's"

by CP1477 February 10, 2004

Kobie

a turd that contains chunks of food

Oh look at that kobie in my toliet

by rosaburger May 7, 2016

Konied

To abduct a child out of his/her natural habitat for your own needs. Usually against abducted child's will.

That man just konied him away.

by Kony Uganda June 21, 2012

kobideh

The greatest Oraniab kebab in existence.

Damn, I just had some delicious Kobideh and Reza Hossein made it

by MC Voldy November 29, 2021

Komied

When you kiss your homie goodnight, get caught in the action and the person that caught you gets into it like a good boy.

John: Tyrone and I were just kissing each other goodnight when we got komied by Daniel and he joined in on the action.

by Homielover69 November 16, 2022

Kobie

Kobie is the name usually given to sexually challenged males of Australia with unusual addictions to the online game "Maple Story". Kobie's enjoy sexxing Roos and abusing their little brothers.

The Kobies vocabulary is consisted of :
Lol
You Fail
Plawx
Out Of Mesorz
Penor
Roflcopter
omghouse
lmaonade

Zomg That Kobie Is Pwning that Roo In teh anus while killing hordes of squids!!!

by josstin und ingi November 6, 2007

Kobie

A wannabee Kobe Bryant who is actually a rat that lives on the streets and trys to skate but always fails. He also trys to jump over cars but just takes severe injuries in the process.

There is a horrible smelling Kobie in Mr. Yessak's 2nd period english class.

by Richard Velde May 9, 2008