kmart cowboy

Someone who wears board shorts,cowboy boots,a cowboy hat,and a tank top

Hey joe look at that kmart cowboy over there

by redneck101 November 22, 2013

kmart Karen

Far worse than a normal Karen. The hostile Kmart Karen makes fun of my friend that is fat when he was getting wwe toys

Kmart Karen’s are a bitch

by I eat cok July 24, 2020

kmart drip

Being so drippy, that the hoes drop before your feet

Person 1: Damn you got that Kmart drip!
Person 2: Ik all the women are over me

by Kmart Drippy March 3, 2021

Kmart Kel

A God like employee of the Kmart Corporation

I saw Kmart Kel working the other day

by sajsdhaskjdfhaksjfaksjf May 6, 2008

KMRT

KMRT = Kiss my rassclart teeth.
its the same as kiss my teeth, but some people use it if their abit more annoyed..

boy 1 - oi, how u snakin on us likee dat?
boy 2 - i aint snakinn on nobodyy b
boy 1 - dont liee yh, bare headz have been tellin me
boy 2 - yuu need to jamm boii..
boy 1 - kmrt, you watchh yhh.

by chickkkk April 3, 2008

kmart wifi

An internet connection so bad that it makes the game you're playing back in time.
Popularized by youtuber Alpharad.

Person 1: Damn, i can barely move because of this guy's kmart wifi.
Person 2:
Person 2:

by DickVitale'sAwesomeBabyHoops December 20, 2018

Kmartian

A kmartian is a person in between a Walmartian and A Tarmartian, always sad to see Kmarts close, hates "Fast" Eddie Lampert. Also hates Walmart

Wallie B is such a Kmartian!

by Ikethefluff December 14, 2020