Kiddy Fiddler

Someone who touches underage kids and entices them into there van

Kane is a kiddy fiddler he messages 13 year old girls and invites them into his VW Caddy and attempts to touch them

by BossMan72 June 1, 2018

kiddy fiddler

someone who fiddles with children

Kieran McLennan is a kiddy fiddler

by keiran mclennan June 12, 2015

kiddie fiddler

a teacher

He still's got his fly open.
Just had some work on on the little ones done in the break.
No surprise, he's a kiddie fiddler.

by Emu Lgator February 5, 2004

Kiddy Fiddler

A person whose favourite activity is touching kids

John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.

Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.

by Suedunym February 23, 2023

Kiddy Fiddler

A certain individual who touches children in inappropriate ways. should scream at kiddy fiddlers.

That Carl donny, bit of a kiddy fiddler

by TopDonny February 12, 2020

Kiddy Fiddler

Joe Biden

"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.

by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021

Kiddy Fiddler

Anyone with the username Galaxy is a Kiddy Fiddler. He tends to touch kiddies in his basement.

911: What's your emergency?
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"

by Helpmer1223 June 29, 2019