klumzy

Klumzy has the same definition as the original word "Clumsy", with the exception of being spelled differently. But with a little dopeness the comes along as well.

You see that beezy fall? Damn she klumzy.

by Brash is up October 3, 2008

Klumpkin

Klumpkin is a simple term to describe someone who is cute, yet highly energetic and spontaneous. Klumpkins tend to have very soft and attractive features, characteristically large dark eyes, and are very socially outgoing yet always enjoy having someone who they trust and care for. They love being held and squeezed. In a way, Klumpkins are like a human version of a stuffed animal. If you squeeze a Klumpkin it will squeak. Always.

I was datin dis breezy and I squeezed her and her eyes popped out real far, and she squeaked, and then I stepped back and was like..."Bitch are you a Klumpkin?"

by Roaring Lion April 15, 2014

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum is a slang word for cocaine. Basically the name of any white girl can be used in place for this. (Ex; Hannah Montana). Most recently referenced in Eminem's song "Untouchable".

"Yo fam you got that Heidi Klum?"

by DaddyTakeTheWheel May 28, 2018

Kalumbalitis

The disease where you say the first thing that comes to your mind, and cough a lot.

Oh man i think I have kalumbalitis because i can't stop blurting out!!!

by Colts187 April 15, 2008

Klumpus

A person who moves slow sloth who often breaks and ruins things.

The klumpus dropped the computer mouse in the toilet and promptly stated it was an accident.

by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018

Klump

Someone who is greedy, primarily with food, amongst other (material) items. A Klumps needs are always met first, even before their own children.

Gosh, did you see how many BigMacs Connie ordered? What a Klump!

by DaddyVanderSloot January 22, 2014

Kalum

The perfect man! Any women lucky enough to have one in her life, and should be forever grateful. They are known to be an amazing kissers. And are sensitive to a womens needs,wants and desires.

Callum will make any women feel like a Queen.

They always know just what to say to a women.

They are full of passion.

They are caring, thoughtful,romantic,cute,funny,amazing kissers,adorable,sensual,intelligent,erotic,handsome,always a gentlemen, will always put a smile on your face, great personality, and sexy as hell.

The only downside to knowing a Callum is you will not be able to resist him. Just looking into his eyes will have you hooked instantly. Just the thought of his gentle touch over your body, will have you so turned on, making your pussy so hot and wet, and horny, leaving a burning desire to have him right then and there. Your lips will be begging to taste every inch of his body.

‘Kalum’s made me wet’

by Peng guys January 27, 2019