Kalman

To Kalman is to manipulate language in both an unusual but effective way.

Last night i asked Dave who that old king of England was and he totally kalmaned when he said "oh right it was i don't give a fuck"

by Christopher Trout June 6, 2011

katmando

The description of a woman whose sexual orientation is not entirely known (most likely lesbian) and then it is discovered she likes men...alot!...can't get enough penis...Ohhhh myyyyyy!

Matt: "Dude, so what do you think, is Katherine a lesbian or not?"
Jack: "No way dude, she's katmando."
Matt: "How the hell do you know?"
Jack: "I've been hittin' that sweetness for the last 3 months! She even let me give her a Rochester Red Hot!"

by JacknRochNY January 14, 2009

Pull a Katman

The act of getting extremely pissed off over a meaningless trifle.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, that's the analog stick, not the d-pad. Use the d-pad."

Person 2: "FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE THIS FUCKING GAME SO I DON'T KNOW THE GOD DAMN CONTROLS YOU FUCKING FUCK HEAD! GOD, I HATE YOU FUCKING KIDS! I CAN NEVER GET A WORD IN WITH YOU FUCKERS TALKING ALL THE TIME! YOUR PARENTS GOT A DIVORCE TOO, YOU STUPID FUCK, SO SHUT YOUR SHIT-FILLED MOUTH!"

Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck? I was telling you how to play... Way to Pull a Katman there. Shit..."

by xX C. P. Health Xx October 8, 2008

kamabo

A certain technique of singing which jrock singers often use. Using a lot of vibration and high and low intonations.

Oh, Kyo's kamabo is really addictive!

by japanese geishalove September 30, 2009

kalmar union

The Kalmar Union was when the entire Nordic region (Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland, and Greenland) was ruled under one monarchy from Denmark. The Swedes were the first to break away (as well as the Finns, but at the time Finland was under Sweden's rule) because Denmark kept going into random wars, and the Swedes were getting upset because the wars were frequent and rather pointless. Norway left after Sweden, leaving only Iceland with Denmark. But Iceland eventually broke away from Denmark too. So now Denmark is forever alone. Sucks for them.

Person 1: Why do we have to learn about the Kalmar Union in History class?
Person 2: Because it was a very major and important part of Scandinavian history. It made those countries what they are today.

by Ho Lee Crap September 26, 2013

Kaimai

Kaimai

A very beautiful woman, she believes in her man and will always be true. She also has a very strong nose and can resist many smells and is absolutely beautiful. She's that of a perfect queen and, as stylish as a goddess. She's one who's send down from heaven just to be with you. She's your other half.

"Man, she's my Kaimai!"
"She looks like a Kaimai, almost"
"She's not as beautiful as Kaimai"

"She must be related to Kaimai"

by Hibari Kyoya November 11, 2013

Kamaaya

Kamaaya is a person that is smart, funny, loyal and a friend that you will need. She is someone you can depend on. She is someone that if you ever need her she will be right there by your side. She's the type of Cute girl and she smart. She's that type of person you can date and she won't give you in problems. She won't smother you but she will be protective of you. She cares about her friends and her family. If you need her in any type of situation she will be there. She will love you for who you ate no matter what happened in the past. You need Kamaaya. Kamaaya will need you too. She understands all your problems even though she hasn't been in the type of situation. She cares about you and will do anything for you. Oh and she probably gonna have a medium/big booty and medium/big boobs.

If you don't have a Kamaaya in your life you need one because she that type of person that you will need!

by RoxyRulz January 8, 2018