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Knobby Thingy

The clump of glue and excess carpet you might find on the bottom side of a carpet, before laying it.
"Holy Shit!!! There is another knobby thingy on this carpet....we need to cut it off, yo!"
by Triple L77 August 1, 2013
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Knobby nuts

The medical condition of perineal, testicular scrotal irritation from the high frecquency vibrations that occurs from too many hours of riding motorcycles with knobby tires.
The motorcyclist’s scrotal edema is a classic case of knobby nuts.
by Ofashea January 8, 2022
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knobby

nipples larger than twice the size of regular raisins
Wow! Mikecappa's fuck is so knobby!
by Abubutronics July 22, 2008
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knobby

noun
1. A rare breed of an ape-like man. Height varies from 6'4"-6'7".

2. clumsy buffoon, e.g horrible basketball player

verb
1. to memorize cards in trivia games.

2. to be very forgetful when preparing for an event such as leaving for work or heading to a sporting event.

related forms
knobbyfest, knob goblin, rob the knob
wow, i just beat you 6-0 in a game of basketball! Your such a knobby!!!

waitress: "can i help you sir"
rob: "yes, i have a reservation for two for rob and lisa"
waitress: "will your guest be joining you later"
rob: "what do you mean?"
waitress: "well sir... your alone"
rob: "DAM IT!!! I knew i forgot something!"
waitress: "looks like you pulled a knobby!"
whole restaurant: "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
by confetti explosion May 7, 2008
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knobby cob socker

"Remember that knobby cob socker from the other night? She's callin again."
by dawsdz September 9, 2004
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slobby door knobby

The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.
Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.
by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017
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