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Jürgen

how tf does jürgen get all those hoes?” “dude, hes a man whore.”
by yeetyboybaahahaha February 14, 2019
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Jurgen Klopp

Jurgen Klopp is a German professional soccer/football manager (originally managing for Borussia Dortmund) for the English side, Liverpool. Liverpool FC is one of the best teams in the Premier League and would've won the 18/19 title over Manchester City if out-of-the-box goals counted as two. His famous catchphrase is "Boom!" and can train players to get out of their comfort zone and go in different positions. For example, Jurgen could get a left-mid to play as a left-back. He has made many major signings over the years. Like, Virgil Van Dijk for 75 million pounds and Mohammed Salah for 42 million pounds. His smile is also unforgettable but not as good as Ronaldinho's.
"Jurgen Klopp is probably the best manager Dortmund and Liverpool has ever wished for!" - Liverpool FC Fan
"At least he's better than Emery!" - Tottenham Spurs Fan
"Looks like it's a Tottenham fan..." - Arsenal FC Fan
by AidanTES July 9, 2019
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Jurgylicious

to be swagilicious, have mad swag, be an all around swag master
Some dude: Did you see Jurgy dunk?

Other dude: Yeah that was Jurgylicious.
by #RonJeremy January 27, 2013
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Jurgis

Jurgis is a man with extremely huge penis. He is also very atractive. Jurgis gets all the pussy in the world. Jurgis can also drink a lot of beer and girls call him daddy.
Girl 1: Oh it is Jurgis, look at his huge penis!
Girl 2: Yes he is my daddy
by Mr huge penis man November 24, 2021
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Jurgis

Jurgis is so hot I want to marry him; thank you Upton Sinclair.
by marksuckerburg March 24, 2022
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Jurgens

Jurgens's are usually blessed with a permanently semi-erect penis, also referred to as an "uzzi". They known to be successful businessmen.
"Had an incredible night in bed with Chad last night, he is definitely a Jurgens."
by Truth246 January 18, 2017
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Jurgen

A funny little man who likes to drink scotch and get his groove on.

Has incredible dance moves.
I wish I could bust a move like Jurgen.
by fxy February 4, 2010
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