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Jurg 

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Is the act of harassing, nitpicking and tormenting an (usually new or vulnerable) individual for no good reason. Commonly seen on internet forums, the individual will 'jurg' a rival, scrutinizing and picking up on anything they say, making snide comments and generally being a thorn in their side. A 'Jurging' grudge may last weeks, even months.
Did you see Requiem totally Jurg Ben619 in that topic?
Jurg by TenderChicken August 6, 2009
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Jürg 

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a Legend
Jürg: This is Perfect.
Me: Yes
Jürg: This is also Cartographie
Me: Yes
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Jurgen • Jurgle • jurgis • Jurg • Jurgen Klopp • jurges • Jurgened • Jurgen Flopp • Jurgin • jurgon

Jürg 

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Jürg is a quiet, wise man. He will do anything for his daughters. Born with a hand tool case in his left hand, he always rushes to help. In his right hand he always has a bottle of wine for refilling - he is the world's best host.

And he has a special talent: He expresses his vocal talent with Freddy Quinn's Seaman.

Even his wife's snoring doesn't faze him.

What more could you wish for!
You are totally untalented and live for a year without light in the living room? Call Jürg! He immediately rushes to the rescue and brings the best red wine!
Jürg by melhues November 20, 2021
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jurgsnurgula

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When eating pussy from behind and accidentally slipping your nose into the butthole
Don’t you make me Pull a jurgsnurgula on that ass!
jurgsnurgula by d.t.v. November 1, 2019
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Jurgen 

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A synonym to perfect and flawless in every way possible, many aspire to be this much of a man!
For new managers we should use the Jurgen standard for all the applicants!
Jurgen by dollan April 23, 2022
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jurgatory 

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The unfortunate position of being on a panel of jurors for an extended period of time, with no foreseeable end in sight. Court limbo.
"Sorry I couldn't make it to your show yesterday; I've been stuck in jurgatory for the past two weeks."

"I've been in jurgatory for so long, I'm now friends with everyone at the Quiznos across the street from the courthouse."
jurgatory by SuSpencer March 10, 2017
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jurgle 

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To block and unblock a user on social media, such as Instagram or Facebook.
Eren's so annoying. Should I jurgle him on Instagram? All he does is comment weird things on my photos!
jurgle by nozomitojo December 20, 2015
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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