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Jenophobia

The fear of your hot water bottle creeping up your leg at night and doucing you in hot water.

This fear is believed to be caused by being abused by your parents and friends as a child or eating taht last peice of curry in the fridge even though you should'nt.
Example 1
Ben: I think i have Jenophobia
Ruth: why is that
Ben: Because in my dreams my hot water bottle shot me with its hot water
Ruth: Did it hurt?
Ben: LIKE HELL!

Example 2
Sean:do you want to know how i got Jenophobia
Emily: sure how?
Sean: i ate my dads curry
Emily:wuw like huw that makes you solid and a GANGSTA!!!
Sean:i poked a dinner nanny
by Ryan051991 May 22, 2009
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johnophobia

I have Johnophobia because I’m scared of John.
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Sunophobia

The Fear/rejection of the Haikyuu!! main volleyball team ships.
"Damn man, I just saw some KageHina ship art. If hating on Kagehina piss art makes me Sunophobic, then I guess I suppport Sunophobia."
by Anna Kurta November 3, 2020
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Judeophobia

- Fear of Jews

such as jon
"why doesnt noelle like me?"

"because she has Judeophobia and you are jewish."
by mmegaann January 20, 2008
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Jenophobia

The fear of you hot water bottle creeping up your leg at night and doucing you with a steaming hot blast of water.

It is believed that this fear is caused by abuse as a child from parents and friends,or eating that extra bit of curry in the fridge even though you should'nt of.
Example 1
Ben: I think i have Jenophobia
Ruth: why is that
Ben: Because in my dreams my hot water bottle shot me with its hot water
Ruth: Did it hurt?
Ben: LIKE HELL!

Example 2
Sean:do you want to know how i got Jenophobia
Emily: sure how?
Sean: i ate my dads curry
Emily:oooww thats bad
by Ryan051991 May 22, 2009
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Josophobia

Josophobia is the fear of getting your name googled by random people on the internet.
Have you seen that guy on the Discord chat? He certainly had Josophobia
by L.X.V November 25, 2017
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jarophobia

the fear of being placed into a glass jar and being ejaculated onto.
Amy has the biggest case of jarophobia I've ever seen.
by Tinotin1 November 17, 2020
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