June 5th

International Clart a Bassist Day

“Happy June 5th! Do you play bass?”
“Yes, I do… OW!”

by Angry Guitarist June 4, 2024

June 5th

A day where generous and kind people are born. ITS ALSO MIA’S BIRTHDAY‼️

Someone: “Oh, it’s just a regular June 5th”
Me: NO ITS MIAS BIRTHDAY

by anonymous May 13, 2022

June 5th

On June 5th you need to send your boyfriend a multiple pictures of your juicy tits covered in soap.

boyfriend: Hey you know it’s June 5th
Girlfriend: yeah I’m gonna for a shower now

Boyfriend: so I can see those soapy big tits

by Scott doyle June 4, 2024

June 5th

if you are born on this day you are short but illegal to bully them for it

damn I'm born on June 5th, no one can bully me for being short

by totallynotashortperson May 14, 2021

June 5th

The best person was made on this day

Hey did u know jordyn was born on June 5th

Ohhhh,Thats why she is so amazing

by BABYGURL_TO PR3TTY January 4, 2021

June 5th

June 5th is the day that the the sexiest beaner (Juan) was born

It's June 5th! let's send Juan some nudes!

by 2fta November 23, 2021

June 5th

June 5th is the day that we celebrate Wyatt calling a black man a negro

“Wyatt,” Literary Term: A plump young man who enjoys spending his time crashing out on Discord.

Example of June 5th: “You’re a negro!” - Wyatt

by chackbaylover69 May 5, 2025