mumification

When someone has being drinking to the point of intoxcation and passes out.Someone then masterbates on there face and then puts tissues on,so when they wake up the tissue is stuck on there face.

Hank busted a load on Rachels face when she passed out and was nice enough to leave tissue on her face for her "mumificaton" when she wakes up.

Hey man did you do the mumification on her?

by Muff dive September 16, 2009

Ajumification

When a Korean woman goes from young to old.

The ajumification process sure did one on them.

by Jadeu November 20, 2018

justification

The act of making something extremely gay and jewish; named after Justin

Skateboarding was totally cool until it underwent a complete justification.

by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003

jobification

The practice of taking any character from a short story by Stephen King and
altering them into a cyberpunk type
character in order to make the new movie
more popular and as an excuse for the
presence of eye candy.

The central villain in Mangler II was
the victim of jobification.

by Miss Lulu November 8, 2003

Jurification

When everything makes sense, everything works out and comes together. Fully resolved, it's done , the bottom line

Hey, the potatoes are done they are jurified, they have reached jurification!

Oh my god I was out on the beer last night and I was completely jurified!

by Shoenario March 18, 2024

rumification

The art of getting drunk whilst in Jamaica!!

Going to Jamaica, gonna get me some rumification

by cbbeast June 2, 2016

jamiefication

When you turn famous celebrities , namely rock/metal musicians into overly feminine women.

Inspiration taken from the character “Jamie” Chamberlin (female version of Jimmy Chamberlin from the smashing pumpkins) rom the fanfiction “Gish” by cutenunjimmy on archive of our own.

“Fuck. They put Trent Reznor through jamiefication. Now it’s Trina Reznor.”

by apertureball November 20, 2021