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Jeramy

Yes, you are seeing it spelled correctly! NOT SPELLED, "J-E-R-E-M-Y"! A man of great knowledge and skill. A Jeramy is always talented and gifted in the arts, sports, and sex. Jeramy's excell and are the best at everything they do or put their mind to. Usually a Jeramy is of the African-American race, giving it the gift of being well endowed. The average penis size of a Jeramy is 7.69 inches (flaccid). Many women are afraid of a Jeramy's penis because of it's great length, size, and girth. Jeramy's usually have many lovers. People flock to Jeramy's because of their outgoingness and hilarious jokes. They can make lots of people laugh, especially when they are sad. Becoming friends with a Jeramy will make a person's coolness meter go up by exactly 703,695,690,967.70596 points. Many people say that meeting a Jeramy insures a perfect ending to a life, and can end the cycle of reincarnation in the Hindu religion, due to the Jeramy's magnificent power.
"Who is the Valedictorian this year? Oh, it's Jeramy! Of course! He's really smart!"

"Damn that guy is really talented! Hell yeah! It's Jeramy! We played naked soccer! His giant dick was flopping everywhere! Then he painted me a picture of himself nude, then he played me a song on his guitar! Wow! Yea! Then we had Sex! It was the best sex I have ever had!"

"That guys cock is huge! Who is that? Oh, it's Jeramy!"

"Why won't my cycle of reincarnation end already! I tried everything! Karma's a bitch! Did you meet that guy over there? Who, Jeramy? Yeah! (walks over to Jeramy) Hey, Jeramy! What's up, guy I have never met? (guy suddenly dies and is greeted in heaven with 72 virgins)
by Thatguytheonewhofuckedyourmom4 November 30, 2011
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jrammed

Grossly exaggerating the amount of software development work going on at your place of employment.
I totally jrammed my friend when I told him he would be happy at his new job, but now all he does is babysit code.
by JeffesFan March 11, 2011
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jeamar

A very handsome person has an alpha male personality. Very kind and intelligent.
You are Jeamar
Hi I am Jeamar
by I am Jeamar June 7, 2021
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Jeamy

A name for a boy name Jeamy pronounced Jimmy. A wild card of sorts, likely stains the sheets and it’s not because of semen you pervs, he stains the ceiling with that. Still gets bitches and is probably fucking yours right now. Has the audacity to swallow frogs and an accent thats like some sweet southern sugar ;). Can break anything even his own dick but he’ll fix it so it’s better than ever before. Has driven backwards with his dick flopping outside the window and still flipped people off at the same time. Has a thing for Margot Robbie but will honestly put his dick in anything even the microwave (and turn it on). In conclusion, he’s an alpha and if you meet him, remember that footlong you ordered from Subway—is his dick.
Were you banging so hard that you broke the bed Jeamy?

Yeah, with your girl.
by Yaweno October 25, 2019
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Jeramiah

Jeramiah is an incredibly sweet friend. He will be there for you no matter what. But he is an incredible man whore . Because hella girls want him he decides to fuck around with their feelings or even their pussys. In conclusion, he’s a good friend not a good boyfriend.
I wish me and jeramiah would’ve stayed friends, i wish i never knew the cheating side of him.
by babyyyyyyygirl February 11, 2019
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Jreams

Jreams is just a different way to spell "Dreams", but usually used when talked about sexual related content.
I been having these crazy jreams of all these hot girls!
by SSauve November 13, 2010
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Jeamyah

Jeamyah is a short girl with a tall attitude and slays and will steal yo man away, she is very beautiful, caring,outgoing, a great dancer, and she is not afraid to put a girl in line if she act out
Jeamyah

makes strong look invincible, she's sunshine mixed with a hurricane
by kekeluvvvv May 14, 2018
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