Family Jewels

A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.

Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.

by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019

Irritable Jowel Syndrome

A chronic disease suffered by a good friend of mine. Symptoms include yakking it up when he should be keeping his pie-hole shut.

Ken:Hey Norm, remember the time you, me & the 3 Mormon chicks....
Norm: Hey Ken, STFU! My wife's right here and doesn't need to hear about how I banged that Morman every day for 2 straight months in a row! You f*ing have irritable jowel syndrome, dude~~

by Bangboy December 26, 2009

crown jewels

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...

The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!

by Stephanie6977 November 7, 2011

clown jewels

The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.

His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.

by GarageRat August 8, 2014

JOELSGUIT4R

the world’s amazing and spectacular editor aka my best friend

have you seen @JOELSGUIT4R’s amazing edit ?!

by joelsashes February 12, 2023

Jasper T Jowls

The best cowboy antropomorphic doggo in the world! He loves hang out with his friends! And play the bass-guitar that he calls paw! He born on a farm outside of Tennessee!!!!! The T in his name means "Tennessee"!!!

Jasper T Jowls is so cute :)

by Showbiz pizza internacional ™ May 15, 2020

Hip hop jewels

When you stick your balls in a woman's mouth and shake them.

I shook my hip hop jewels in that bitch's mouth.

by Tiggman July 15, 2015