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Jovi

A good, thicc person. She is very emotional, and has daddy issues. She is will use the phrase, ''do you are have stupid?''. She usually has curly hair, and used to be a pageant girl. She definitely had or is going through an emo phase. She can be very nice, but, if you mess with who or what she loves, she will attac. She has a nice backpack and can draw, pretty well. She gets comments on her thotty clothes. She likes people ( like like ) that are older than 14. She loves deep voice daddies. She is very aggressive, but softer than butter. CAT PERSON, FUCKING CAT PERSON. And she is usually between the age 12-15. She is white as fuck. She is a theater kid, so, yea. She has rosy cheeks, and is pale. She likes to sing, dance, pretend, anddd kazoo. She plays the ukulele, so you can tell she is a big uwu. Listens to Billie Eilish, musicals, and hip hop. She is usually complimented on how beautiful she is, but she doesn't feel that way.
"Jovi just nutted on my face!''
''That's just how she is.''
by sleepyelegance April 19, 2019
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Jovi

Jovi is the type of person who is loved by everyone. She is drop dead gorgeous and gets all the boys. She is the most funniest and dumbest person out but that’s what u love about her. She always puts a smile on ur face no matter what. Jovi lacks in self confidence and it’s something she needs to relise because she is absolutely stunning and everyone wants her to know it. She is such a bae. I love her so much I wish we were as close as we were :( but I know that she will make someone else happy and I wish her well with all her new relationships. ❤️ I love you jovi and I will always, always be there for u x
Jovi is stunning
by Jovi <3 June 27, 2020
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Jovi

Jovi is a person who has malicious intent towards children and minors.
Kid 1: Jovi tried to touch me the other day!
Kid 2: What do you expect? It's Jovi
by feelingsugoi July 20, 2020
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this guy is the most handsome the most pretty the most Charming Man in the entire middle school he's very kind and loves to joke around a lot he treats his girlfriend well by touching her everywhere he really likes his friends a lot but he likes his girlfriend more
oh hey Jovi
by jervaxy February 24, 2024
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Jovi punch

To puch some one in the face as hard as you possibly can.Some one you dislike to the max. The most extreame pain as you could possibly inflict
SNL Digital Short punched in the face while eating. Bon Jovi gets punched in the face i.e Jovi punched
by Natalie Burton January 15, 2008
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Jovi Drunk

Getting so drunk that you not only screw your chances of making out with a good looking female, but you also ruin any chances of a repeat make out sessions in the future and ultimately look like an ass to all your buddies and the rest of the people you are around.

Generally speaking when you get Jovi drunk you will end the nights make out session by stumbling and falling under a pool table, trying to fight the girl or do something that insures you will not be getting any action that night.
Did you see that guy last night? He was so Jovi drunk he fell going down the stairs and took that hot girl with him.

Jeff was so Jovi drunk last night he yelled at that girl for a half hour just because she wouldn't get him a beer.

Matt was making out with that gorgeous girl and then he got so Jovi drunk and fucked up any chance in hell he had.
by hellenkellar November 1, 2010
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jovi girl

A girl who is a big fan of Bon Jovi.
Person1: Hey man I totally haaaaate that Tommy and Jina song...whats the name?

Person2: Shhh keep your voice low..unless you want a useless argument with that Jovi Girl sitting right behind us...
by somebodyelseuser February 17, 2010
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