Justicing

the act of deciding a dispute, mainly involves the rating of a female and the settling of insults

Matt was justicing when he decided Anneke was top 5.

by First Justicer December 7, 2009

Justining

pretending to like a girl, then ending up being a douchebag who really only wants to get in girls' pants and then forget about them

Neither one, he's justining both of them

by LizzyFoShizz August 20, 2010

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation.

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering

by Rob May 13, 2005

jostling

when a person is jostling the bathroom door with their elbow numb so you’re too scared to pool

olivia tried to poop at a public bathroom but couldn’t because someone was jostling the door with their elbow

by jostling February 1, 2019

Justining

When you feel so alone that you must swallow down a Nigerian cock like it’s your first meal you have ever received, then proceed to steal puppies for sexual pleasure. Justining is an act usually made by skinny wannabe hood kids who typically smell of shit and have an ass hairier than an uncut grass farm.

Hey man, how you feeling today?
Not so great, I’ve been justining all day and I still don’t feel any better.

by Wet backington May 4, 2020

Horse Jostling

A Popular Pastime in Lincolnshire (Especially Scunthorpe)

The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.

The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.

The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.

Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.

No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!

(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)

by NathanielW May 9, 2011

Justining

The art of breaking up with your girlfriend going for another girl failing at that relationship going for your old girlfriend and then failing at that one as well

Friend: You’re totally Justining her, should’ve stayed with your first choice

by Anonymous121712170106 June 11, 2019