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Josef

Someone who is captivating and creative spirit. Knows how to use words into having people give him what he wants. Has a dark mind but soft heart. Usually has poor decision making. Someone who is very sensitive and needs a lot of love. Someone who you're drawn to for life for reasons you don't know. They might come into your mind from time to time and hard to forget. They are fun to be around and terrible singers (when making fun of a song). They are tatooed of their favorite bands and logos. Writing and music is an extreme passion for them. They like rap music and are freaksof nature if you let them. They like to stay up late and party at rock concerts. They are always looking for happiness but always seem to be stuck on one person.
Josef, I can't believe you said that!
by freestylewritereatsownwords January 30, 2019
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Jossed

A term initially from Buffy The Vampire Slayer Fanfiction, the term 'Jossed' is now used in many fandoms as a description of when a fanfiction writer's explanation of a certain event or exploration of a characters' motivations which previously is ambiguous, is then explained by the actual fandom, and contradicts the fanfiction writers story.

The term is derived from the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Joss Whedon. The term is most prevalent in the science fiction genre.

It is used most commonly when authors are led to believe that a certain event may happen later in a Television series or book and write a story with that event in it, then the official author goes in a different direction, making their story 'AU', Alternate Universe.
This story about Buffy living in Los Angeles got Jossed when Buffy returned to Sunnydale. Now it's AU.
by Chanel #5 January 15, 2007
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josef stalin

Stalin became general secretary of the Soviet Communist Party in 1922 and following the death of Vladimir Lenin, he prevailed over(haha chased out and hunted) Leon Trotsky(a ture communist that would have made the world a betterplace, but since Stalin was a power hungry hitler-face this did not happen) in a power struggle during the 1920s. In the 1930s Stalin initiated the Great Purge, which reached its peak in 1937. Since many peasants resisted collectivization, the government under Stalin's leadership often resorted to violent repression against the "kulaks".
average student: "dude! Hitler was the most ruthless man ever!"

communist youth: "correction you ignorant prick, josef stalin killed more people than Hitler ever came close to!"
by commune- face April 25, 2006
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Jossette

Jossette is VERY FRIENDLY! Easy to talk to. Loves food and guys. Adventureous, Hilarious, and Random. Can say some stupid stuff at times but you love it. Doesnt like to be mean. Always happy and energetic but if sad you should comfort. Has a BIG ass. One of the most GORGEOUS girls on Earth. Has a great body. Has many friends. Has great style! Is the PERFECT girlfriend or best friend. You can tell her anything! I down for her shit. Doesnt like to fight but if she has to, she will. Will always have your back. If you find a Jossette, then you are very lucky because there are not many.
Guy 1- man i think i like Jossette
Guy 2- really? Cause i do too!
by Ipwidldveudloa January 4, 2012
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Josefine

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Josefine is a common girls name in western Europe.

Only the most amazing people in the world are named Josefine. They are very out going and many people look up to them. They are always ready to have fun and party but can also have moments when they just want to relax. Everyone should be friends with someone named Josefine.
Person 1: "Hey do you know her? She is pretty amazing."

Person 2: "You're right she is. She must be named Josefine!"
by CaNdYaPpLe5 February 5, 2010
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Jossette

A very nice girl. VERY friendly and easy to talk to. VERY GORGEOUS!!! The perfect girlfriend or best friend. Knows how to make you laugh. Knows how to dress. Loves food and guys! Very energetic and loves to have a fun time. Has lots of friends. Has a big ass! Very loud. Has the perfect body.
Guy 1- man is that Jossette?
Guy 2- yeah, shes perfect!

Guy 1- she's mine!
by Porwtilo January 4, 2012
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Josef

hey look at josef with his big dick
by bigbrainpenis December 5, 2019
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