Jarrad

A bitch that wears a lanyard all the time, hes pretty stinky

Eww jarrad

by UrbanDictionaryUser109 January 17, 2020

jorranhaig

When your dick is scarred up from falling off a skateboard

Man i got jorranhaiged when i was small by my little sister

by The L boy's December 22, 2009

Jarrad

An absolute spaztic. struggles to complete basic tasks without major issues.
often injuring himself or others in the process.

you done Jarrad'd up. I did a Jarrad.

by pertheseius July 18, 2018

Jarrad

He is a hot mastermind with a high IQ knows how to impress the lady's with his weird character and sense of humour .he will have you in stitched he is handsome in the way he conducts him self kind, generous and humble some days other days he can be a real cocky ass but all the same he's the man.

Jarrad

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 6, 2020

jonrad

1.When Santa's butt itches while he is burping up gingerbread cookie leftovers from last night.

2.A cabinet somehow magically farting pixie dust and moldy cheese residue out of it's eyeballs.

1."Looks like Santa Claus had another JONRAD early in the morning again."
2.
"My body still smells after the cabinet just happened to JONRAD me when I grabbed the Peanut butter."

by Cyborgamer 67 April 21, 2016

jorrdan

A future Dad bod that is hung like a horse occasionally thinks with the wrong head although in RPG Don't let him open an inventory or he will be reading stats for hours Great personality and endless entertainment perhaps shy at first but once the learning curve is over you will be closer than ever.

I wish i could meat a Jorrdan
Quite pulling a jorrdan lets go

hello jorrdan

by Ljokerz March 20, 2020

Jorran

cool guy

yo that jorran is a cool guy

by jorran April 30, 2020