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Jojos Bizarre Adventure

A show about muscular, kinda gay men who use electric kung fu and punching ghosts in order to fight gay vampires, ancient aztec strippers, gay vampires again, david bowie, the mafia boss, the gay vampires' boyfriend and the president of the united states. Also has awesome music. There was that one song that goes "*taradadadaratatarara* *taradadataratarara* *taradadaratataRAAAAAAA* Shijimaaaa noooo, soko kaaraaaaaa"
Person one:do u know Jojos Bizarre Adventure?
Person 2: STA PLACHINA ZA WARUDO
Person one:an excellent response
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creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"
omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.
by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021
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Joose Laugh

Laughing hysterically and unreasonably after consuming the malt liquor drink "JOOSE." (aaaaahhhaahhaaaahhhaaa)
After drinking two jooses with the boys i had the sudden urge to Joose Laugh!
by Connorjoose December 14, 2010
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joosin'

The act of receiving an alcohol enema, known as getting joosed.
Man, I could use a good joosin', I needs to get drunk from the bottom-up!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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joose nozzles

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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Joose

The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.
"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."
by InconspicuousNigga December 2, 2009
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Jonross

A usually sexy, awesome Male, who is the coolest of all, and has many girlfriends and sexy computer skillz
I wish i was Jonross
by OMGWOWIMCOOL January 18, 2010
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