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joose nozzles

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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Joose

The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.
"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."
by InconspicuousNigga December 2, 2009
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Joosep

Slang term for very tight pink boy pussy (anus) bussy. Often refered to as bussep.
Hey looks it Joosep, he got the tightest bussy on the block
by master pimp clifford November 28, 2021
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Joost

An extremely hot person who gets all the hot chicks.
Megan Fox is so Joost
by sdfjsddf May 9, 2010
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Josy

A woman who is always happy and laughing on the outside and often even seems a bit stupid but is actually very cleaver and deep.
This girl seems all weird and shallow, I know, but I actually think she's a real Josy!
by J.Bertie October 21, 2009
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josymar flores

An obnoxious little prick who in the eighth grade I had for a student in my english class always had a mouth on especially after he told me and I quote "screw you" end quote and his friends were a bad choice especially all the skater ones and the only reason I passed him in my class is because I hate I despise that gosh darn little camle toed homosexual.
The only reason Josymar made it into the 9th grade is because none of his teachers hated him and did not want to have him for another year in their class.
by Mrs. Martin February 15, 2005
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Jooshe

To run your hands through your hair towards the root for the sake of adding volume; a predominantly Yiddish term
Whenever my hair looks drab, I jooshe it and it looks like sex hair. Then I can go out and get some ass at will
by Chris(teena) Cringle January 5, 2011
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