Joyner Lucas

A slightly balding, chubby Afro American rapper who can smash a track like a pinata or Eat it like fries. He makes Logic scared shitless because of sheer talent.

Nigga 1: You going to Joyner Lucas concert tomorrow?
Nigga 2: Hell yeah, that shit be the bomb

by Cigo the god September 6, 2018

Joonders

A Joonders is a Juicy Poon Anders, in other terms a coward, gay and stupid person, usually of the male gender.

Sean: Haaa, you pussied out back there, you Joonders :)
Jay: Nooo, I didn't...
Sean: Your such a Joonders hahahah...
Jay: Whatever, I'll save this one for later.

by oO-Cheech-Oo November 26, 2010

January Joiner

People who spend the whole year eating like there is no tomorrow, however, they rationalize it by convincing themselves that they will join the gym after new years. Also known as CHUB CLUB. By mid-january they are nowhere to be found.

Gym rat to gym rat: Gosh I hate it right after New Year's when all the January Joiners come in and take up all the machines!

Later in February: Thank God the chub club is gone and we can use the precor during peak hours

by XBevil January 20, 2006

Joner

Someone who is foolishly happy about an accomplishment that is otherwise a normal feat.

Person 1: Hey, I just benched 95! I feel great!
Person 2: Yeah man good job!
(Person 1 walks away)
Person 2 (to his friend): Man, what a joner...

by The Swolestar August 29, 2020

Johner

When a person named Jonah gets a boner.

Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.

by Dale Yea May 28, 2018

Hoober Joober

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.

Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.

by ZetaS September 6, 2009

jooned

To have either material or time "stolen" or borrowed for an unspecified time.

Usually done by a person who is too cheap to buy their own stuff or able to do things on their own.

Someone took my seat, man I got jooned.

by Joon W February 19, 2009