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Jooky Junk

Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky.
I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!
by Suisare July 30, 2004
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Jommy Watermelon

Jommy Watermelon is the buffest stickman known to exist. He has bulging muscles and loves to chill with his buff lobster out on the beach.
Yo Jommy Watermelon, wanna go to the beach with me? Make sure to bring your awesome pet lobster.
by I_Fly36 January 29, 2021
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joogy

what you call the snot that comes out when a chick sneezes jizz after performing fellatio
once after giving my boo head i sneezed joogy all over his face
by metal slug July 31, 2007
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Jooty

A Jewish booty -- cute and juicy.

Nice cushioning to stuff into a knee-length modern orthodox skirt, or a pair of designer jeans.
"Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at that Jooty."
"She looks like one of those rabbi's girlfriends."
by lyonz September 2, 2012
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Joory

Joory is a beautiful, caring and hard working girl ! She is beautiful inside and outside. She has a beautiful body and dresses very well. Joory can also been a red rose in Arabic.
Wow Joory is so beautiful !
by JYAK August 28, 2018
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jooms

huge perfect tits

One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".
DAMN check out those jooms on that chick!
by junkywockeez April 16, 2010
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joocy

Adjective/Adverb
A highly versatile, flexible and all encompassing superlative used to indicate the quality, extent or some other subjectively measurable characteristic denominated in terms of "jooce". All things can be described in terms of joociness. It is this versatility that is probably it's greatest asset in everyday parlance.

Standard adjectival and adverbial suffixes can be applied. For example, joocy > joocier > and joociest.

Furthermore, in the written form, levels of jooce can be indicated by the addition of extra o's. For example, "joooooooocy" is much joocier than just "joocy". In the spoken form an elongated 'oo' sound to achieve the same end.
Example 1:
Rumoured to be heard by a Royal Guard at the London 2012 Olympics.

Queen Elizabeth II: "One can only believe that Jamaican runner Mister Bolt is the joociest athlete of all time."
Princess Kate: "One could only agree ma'am, and one would also go further to wager that he would give the stallions at Royal Ascot a run for their money in the sausage department. Nomsayin?"

Example 2:
Marcel: "Hey brah you should have seen Hannah's joocy gape after the late night BBC news edition."
Javier: "Gapers gonna gape brah."
by Lifestyle Specialist January 10, 2014
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