Jonesied

A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.

“Want another toke mate?”
“No chance mate I’m absolutely jonesied”

by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018

Jonesie

Adj. To be sneaky, bold and conduct oneself with a nonchalant disregard for the rules

n. Jones- a merry trickster particularly adept at sneaky behavior and at times theft. (Such activity when conducted by a jonesie person is preformed with a marked nonchalance and playfulness.)

Damn, if I'd been jonesier I totally would have stolen that goat.

by tinyplum November 17, 2009

Jim Jonesin'

1) being on many features despite your lack of releases; 2) having your likeness used when having very little to do with the finished product; 3) to fall off


Comes from the fact that Jim Jones seems to be on a large number of mixtapes/albums/singles, but not having a decent selling album, or even a single, since 2006.

see: scavenger, vulture, coat tailing

1) Now that the Carter III has dropped, I bet Wayne goes back to Jim Jonesin'.

2) "Kanye is Jim Jonesin' this new Biggy Jiggy tape!"

3) I bet Mark Sanchez will be Jim Jonesin' in a few years.

by adefiniteproduct April 19, 2009

jonesing

the act of needing something badly. Usually related to chemical dependency.

I've been jonesing for a joint all day.

by Grant November 8, 2002

Joness

Female Name; The messenger of God, Dove.

Joness totally brings down some holy inspiration from the divine realm.

by CJStreet July 16, 2011

jonessa

Jonessa is a unique name that can from 2 parents in 2006. It’s a mixture of Vanessa and Jonathan

Jonessa is very unique and cool.

by Annyimois July 30, 2018

Mike Jonesing

Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.

This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.

Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!

Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!

by Newport Nuisance March 5, 2009