jonesed

1) to come up short on something. 2)to get {screwed} the short end of the bargain. 3) to lose by some others advantage
ORIGIN: To keep up with the jones' to be in a undesirable position because of someone else's improved position.

When I went to the bathroom I got jonesed because someone used the last of the tissue and did not replace it!

by cobra March 31, 2004

jonesing

jonesing the want of somthing .. comes from 'keeping up with the joneses'. If you are jonsesing for some waffels you want to have waffles badly

Ive been jonesen fo some cake all night.

by tyno July 3, 2005

Jonesed

Verb; A way to tell someone they have been "punked", "screwed", or "burned". It's a way to be compared to someone that has been the butt of a joke.

whoever reads this example is actually wasting their time


HA YOU'VE BEEN JONESED!!!!!!

by _bwj0n3s_ April 16, 2009

jonesing

See: Withdrawl

"I've been jonesing for some morphine all day."

by Dilaudid August 13, 2003

jonesing

an intense feeling or craving for something or someone

BIIIIIAAAAAAATCH, i bin jonesing fo yo tite asss all monin, so ya bes' paid dat mudda pukka fo all tree rox dis time

by Mike Schell October 6, 2003

jonesing

1. to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.

Made popular by the television show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I'm jonesing for some chocolate.

by Paro May 19, 2005

Jonesing

When an MLB player gets signed a big contract or a contract in general and doesn't do jack shit for their team. Derived from Andruw Jones who signed a 2 year $45 million contract for the Dodgers and didnt do shit.

Juan Uribe with 2 World Series signed with the Dodgers is Jonesing it up with them in 2012 hitting .190

by Alweeeezy August 4, 2012