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not keeping up with the Jone's

Not buying the latest and greatest, making do with what you have, because you have more important places to put the money, such as your kids education or your retirement.
Why am I not keeping up with the Jone's ? My son and my money both go to Marquette.
by knowman April 12, 2008
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jones soda

an amazing drink that comes in glass bottles and cans, and many flavors. try green apple. also can be referred to as jesus in a bottle.
stupid myspace whores take pictures of them with empty bottles. :|
hai guyz! look how cool i am with this empty jones soda bottle in my picture! lawl!
by sadiesykes! February 6, 2008
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Mrs.Jones Special

A blowjob given by a married woman, who is not your wife.
Can I come over for a Mrs.Jones special, or is your husband home?
by The#1Milf October 9, 2008
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Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.
Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.
by Jonesy’sP February 21, 2019
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Alex Jones(sans form)

Alex Jones 5th form this form Alex Jones in the most powerfull form before the the super gay frogs ark
by Sans car April 15, 2020
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Alex Jones syndrome

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.
Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”
by Common_sensual November 4, 2022
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123 Jones Street

An action i.e to talk on the phone or conversation face to face that shows that you are interested in a person. Jonesin or to Jones
Damn!!! He stay on 123 Jones Street with KayBee
by Playgirl2782 October 30, 2008
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