Johnism

The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John

Yh man follows johnism innit he bare majestic

by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018

Dirty Joris

When you're fucking a guy and you're about to nut he shits on ur dick and after you pull out he begins suckin on ur dick to clean it up and after he's done you grab your skateboard and do a trick.

How did you get so good at skateboard tricks???
Oh, I was doing the dirty Joris with my dad last night.

by Shensu October 13, 2021

Macob Jorris

The sexiest person to ever walk the earth. Makes girls panties fall off when they see him.

Becky: oh mah gawd did you see that sexy beast walking around scool?
Donna: Damn. That must be a Macob Jorris
Bob: “Hey Becky, ur panties just fell down”
Donna: yup, that’s surely him

by Theactualtruth 101 May 28, 2019

Joris

Big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.

Dude, did you see that? He just pulled a Joris.

by PMin May 17, 2006

Johnish

Johnish - {Jan-ish} Adjective Mopey, Pessimistic, Filled with a lack of hope for the world, Disdainful, Self-Hating, Emo

Comes from the "Latin" Root "John Strange" who is frequently Johnish

Person 1: hey man I am so worthless, there is nothing left in this world for me. *Breaks into tears*

Person 2: Hey Dude What the heck?! Quit being so Johnish and grow some stones. Your life is not that bad!

by GreyTalon May 25, 2010

johnise

Beautiful and sexy. Love to have sex. Very sexual and seductive. Curious likes Both Male And Female. Nuts During Intercourse And If Not Is Very Pissed And Knows Your Not Her Match. JUST LIVING LIFE HAVING FUN!!

Johnise Looks Very edible In That Black Tight Fitted Dress

by Lovelyredd December 20, 2016

Joaris

Joaris is an easy person to hang out with. Joaris is always there for you, even when you don't want them to be. They are a really good companion, and a really caring person. They are really cool and have a really unique and rare name. Not many people have a name like that. Don't ever be rude or they can clap back and you wouldn’t want that. They are usually tall and really like to dance. They love animals and like the color Orange. Never think they did anything bad because when you are wrong, you lose their trust little by little.

Joaris- No way

by OldDiapersForYou December 2, 2020